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re_alignment2014-02-13 03:02 pm
0perator) wrote in re_alignment2014-02-13 03:02 pm
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Video~!
[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]
Greetings, Haven!
[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]
Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!
Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!
[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.
[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures ofrandom people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]
Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.
Greetings, Haven!
[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]
Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!
Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!
[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.
[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of
Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.
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[He thought they were all doing pretty well at not getting dates on their own!]
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[Trolling and getting into way too much sugar! And since the sugar has to be saved for the organics who actually need it.. trolling it is!]
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[Yyyyyeah, you've lost him.]
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Humans are weird.
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How's your day going? Did any love confessions happen yet?
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... Wait.
Are you the one that sent this really weird card? Because I was pretty sure that that crazy Ratchet sent it.
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[he's lying, of course but shhhh.]
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You broke out of jail and evaded the police to find my room? What is even wrong with you?!
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[except he's been out of jail for a while and has no idea nor care where fracas is! oh no ratchet stop scaring the baby.]
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[Ratchet you are a terrible person. Fracas can't tell if he's angry or scared at the moment.]
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What makes you think I'd decapitate someone I like?
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[said flatly. there was a flippant hand wave, too - but fracas won't be able to see it.]
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[HE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU.]
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[that's just silly!]
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No, I sure didn't sent that one. [Not as far as he remembers, Must have been one of Alia's.]
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Oh great. That crazy Ratchet knows where I live. [Why does his life suck sob.] He'll probably dissect me just to listen to me scream.
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Does he, really? See this is why I wanted to put another cannon in your arm.
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I'm not a tank. I can't just... fit cannons in my skinny arms because they happen to be put there.
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I could put once in your chest. Or your face if I try hard enough. What about that? Face cannon.Ratchet won't see it coming.
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... My face has been through enough without having a cannon in it. And my chassis still has my spark in it. It'd be a bit crowded.
And he'd be expecting it now because this conversation is public.
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Okay, I conceded that you have a point. [See? Locked conversations.] We really need to build a stasis pod and lock him inside. If we kill him, he will be back.
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Maybe we could build a rocket and shoot him into space and just... leave him there. Or boot him into the Badlands and leave him there.
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He might kill himself to get back to the planet. You know he would do something awful like that.