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[dinnerdate]

... There's a good amount of humans here, right? So, uhh...

[Being social. It's clear that Dead End hasn't been social in a long time. But when you spend most of your time brooding in the dark, you don't really have much time to talk to people... About things that aren't power cores and death.]

Someone want to tell me about your species? ... Maybe?

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[audio]

[catwoman]

What kinda info are you looking for, handsome?

[audio]

[dinnerdate]

Anything? Never been to Earth so I don't really know much about--





Handsome?

[audio]

[catwoman]

I assume from the voice. How about you read me the phone book and I'll tell you all about Earth?

[Audio]

[youdiedagain]

Not sure how much help I can be, but anything's better than nothing.


You're getting curious on our kind?

[Audio]

[dinnerdate]

A little...


You never mentioned the reapers.

[Audio]

[youdiedagain]

...What's a reaper?

Is it something I should know about?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

They mate using tentacles.

And they prefer non-human mates. [KNOWING AND SLIGHTLY OMINOUS LOOK.]

[Guess who found a hentai video in the junk pile?]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

What?

[Whirl, no. Put it back.]

How do you even know that?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Instructional videos.

Trust me. If one wants to get close to you?

Watch out. [Whirl should do more PSAs, y/y?]

( Video )

[pendragon]

What would you like to know about?

[ Where did one even start with such a vague question? There was so much to say. ]

( Video )

[dinnerdate]

Anything?

Re: ( Video )

[pendragon]

[ Saber paused, for a good moment. What topic was there to start on? Oh, she knew. ]

Food is a large part of human culture, and different ethnic groups have large variances in their styles of preparing food.

[ And then Saber's weakness was revealed. ]

[Audio]

[tearsofsteel]

Sure, what do you want to know: our history or how we work?

[Audio]

[dinnerdate]

Is both too much to ask?

[Audio]

[tearsofsteel]

No, not at all.

Let me find someplace to start...see, humans have always been in these little groups around the world with their own ideas on how to live. Some believe in one god, some believe in none, some believe some people should be servants, others believe everyone should be free. Most of history these groups fought over what they thought was right. But sometimes there was peace, just some time to write explore who we are as a species...

Can't say we've done good as a species, but we've gone pretty far as a whole.

[video]

[drpaperairplanesmd]

You've got yourself some takers, but I'm also offering. I'm a doctor, so any medical related questions I might be able to tackle.

I'm equally interested in your culture as well, assuming you are of Cybertronian origin.

[video]

[dinnerdate]

I don't know enough about humans to ask any medical questions.

Yeah, I'm Cybertronian.

[Video]

[ibakedasouffle]

So are you a scientist or something, Mr. Bright?

[She's all smiles, as usual, a curious look on her face though as she toys with something--

A spatula?]

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

No, I've just never been to Earth... And there quite a lot of you humans around. Thought I should learn a little about what you are.

[And a previous conversation brought on this line of questioning.]

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[raceme]

Indeed. Some of them are really nice. Much nicer than the ones I met on Earth.

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[dinnerdate]

It doesn't matter if they're nice to me or not.

[Nice is really weird and he doesn't like it, they probably all hate him too. He handles nice worse than he does being social.]

[Audio]

[neverputincharge]

Some of the adults can be jerks. But humans got their uses. At least the ones I've known.

The ones here, though. Seem pretty nice.

[Audio]

[dinnerdate]

Uses?

Doesn't matter if their nice or jerks.

[They'll probably hate him like everyone else.]

[Video]

[justthedoctor]

Not human, but lived with 'em long enough, I'm pretty much an expert at this point! Ask away!

[Video]

[dinnerdate]

...How are you not human? You look just like one.