[AUDIO TRANSMISSION: ALPHA TRION'S TEMPLE]

[dinnerdate]

... There's a good amount of humans here, right? So, uhh...

[Being social. It's clear that Dead End hasn't been social in a long time. But when you spend most of your time brooding in the dark, you don't really have much time to talk to people... About things that aren't power cores and death.]

Someone want to tell me about your species? ... Maybe?

Comments

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

They mate using tentacles.

And they prefer non-human mates. [KNOWING AND SLIGHTLY OMINOUS LOOK.]

[Guess who found a hentai video in the junk pile?]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

What?

[Whirl, no. Put it back.]

How do you even know that?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Instructional videos.

Trust me. If one wants to get close to you?

Watch out. [Whirl should do more PSAs, y/y?]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

... Why do you have instructional videos?

What if they're dead? It bad to let dead humans near you?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl's going to scootch really close to the camera, and give a sort of shifty-eyed look.]

Know your enemy. Eh?

Dead? Did you say dead? {Whirl likes dead things. ]

[video]

[dinnerdate]

But you needed to know how they mate?

... Yeah dead.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Called 'research'. How else would I know what a fraggin' threat they are?

[His logic is faultless.]

Like....[Suspicious look.] how dead?

[video]

[dinnerdate]

Whirl I don't think...

[No, he probably shouldn't argue with one of his few friends.]

Never mind.

Shot in the head, became a ghost, suddenly has a body again dead.