[Transmitting from the junkpile as usual]

[dirge]

So many mechs dieing around here. It feels like home. [He sighs wistfully.]

Speaking of dieing- I have a question. I want to know about sparkeaters. Someone mentioned there might be others around here who know about them. I'm very interested.

Comments

:D What's a cow?

[songofmypeople]

[Bovine? What? Is this about Earth? Tarn loses interest in the nonsense.]

I may not be an expert on the matter [because his Eldritch Horror won't stop jumping onto the furniture or stay off the bed] but I do have considerable experience with the creatures.

If you have questions; ask. But first, I notice you're at the rubble site, I'm looking for some things.

your mom! oohohhooho

[dirge]

Oh, good! That's exactly what I need!

I- [His optics shutter as Tarn points out his location and the fact that he's looking for something. He glances around himself and frowns.]

Better not be any of my things.

:D Whut's that?

[songofmypeople]

[He's just going to ignore everything he doesn't care about.]

I'm looking for things that can be used to hurt.

dang

[dirge]

Anything can be used to hurt if you do it right. There's plenty of sharp objects around though if you aren't creative.

:D

[songofmypeople]

Believe me, I'm a maestro at causing and prolonging pain. Creativity in the field is a particular talent of mine.

Bring me whatever you think might engender the most inventive applications of agony, and I'll answer your questions.

[dirge]

[Dirge squints at the screen, even though there is no video.]

Are you a Megatron? You kind of sound like one.

[He looks positively scandalized by your insistence that he give you stuff.]

....Those answers better be helpful. Or I'm taking my things back.

[songofmypeople]

Are you trying to flatter me?

[You could certainly TRY to take them back, little guy]

I'll let you be the judge of that.

did you wanna action spam the next part here or in a new post?

[dirge]

Wrong clone. Sunstorm is flattery. I'm greed. [Which he's sure is pretty obvious.]

Well, of course. I'm very good at judging value after all.

Whatever you want!

[songofmypeople]

[More nonsense he'll be ignoring then] I'm flattered all the same.

Then bring me what you think the answers are worth. I'll be here: [Location ping for Prima's microcity]