re_alignment | [Audio/Locked from Tarn]

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✘ tf: idw | ambulon

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[Ambulon's voice is very grave.]

I will just be quick about this.

Does anyone know what a "wikireader" is, and how it works? What is its purpose? Can it possibly be used as a weapon?

[ooc: Yes, permission granted from Tarn-mun for Ambulon to have FOUND TARN'S WIKIREADER GIFT.]

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I... see. Is it only filled with entries on useless information?

If he really dug he might be able t'figure out construction of human firearms, not that it'd do much good unless he knows where to aim on Cybertronians. It's not like he c'n access The Anarchist's Cookbook or something.

If it contains human knowledge, it's... still iffy. There are alternate versions of the planet Earth. The information in this "wikireader" may contain information unknown to one Earth. If you see what I mean.

[He takes a moment to just stare at it.] I'm... still debating turning it on. [WHAT IF IT BLOWS UP]

... Would you prefer if someone else turned it on? 'Cause I could do it.

[He's hardly afraid of human tech, sabot rounds or no.]

I may consider it. But for the time being... I'm going to continue a little side research.

[LOOK IT MAY TRANSFORM AND BECOME A CRAZY NINJA YOU DON'T KNOW]

All right. Just let me know.

You, ah. Seem a bit paranoid about electronic encyclopedias, no offense.

[BRO IT IS NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO BITE YOU.]

[He is offense!!]

It's the fact that it's addressed to a certain psychotic Decepticon who enjoys torturing and mutilating his victims in various, creative ways with various, creative methods and tools that bothers me.

So, I am a little suspicious.

[... that mech sounds like one after his spark. Too bad, really.]

There's better ways t'torture folks than with things made by humans. Humans are better at outright murder, when it comes t'Cybertronians.

Unless everyone here ends up human, in which case he almost has an advantage.

Perhaps, but why would he want something like this? Just to... pass the time?

[COME ON THAT'S SILLY RIGHT]

Or, I suppose, you don't get to choose the gift you receive.

There's a lot of time to be passed here, for someone that isn't a medic or in construction. That would help.

And gifts are generally a surprise. I'm shocked that no one's gotten a horrible sweater yet, though.

I'm not sure this would be a good distraction from Tarn's usual hobbies, however.

... Sweater? Oh, right. Those things.

Oh? Don't tell me he's more the trashy romance novel type.

Oh good, I don't have to explain it. Pleasant surprise.

[You know, trashy romance type sounds a little like Tarn, actually.]

Well, at least if this does prove to be a weapon of some or any sort, it's in better hands.

[sigh] Thanks for your offer, however. But I'll contact you in case any other endeavors prove fruitless.

Well, you know my number. As it were. And I'd hardly object to assisting you.

[It's not like he hasn't before, when Megatron was pitting himself against the mechs here.]

Right. Maybe I will be seeing you.

[Oh, those were some good times.]

[ooc: oh, oh, did you wanna do an action spam or something where they can start up wikireader and SURF WIKIPEDIA TOGETHER]

Maybe.

[Magical, magical times. Full of people intentionally getting injured.]

((OOC: oh! Sure that sounds awesome!))

[ooc: okay! i can open a log in a day or so? is that cool? but if you wanna do it sooner, i can write one up later tonight or tomorrow!]

((OOC: Take your time! I am cool with it happening as late as you need.))

(ooc: Hoho! It's Saturday! Did you wanna still do the log? :3c)

Edited 2013-01-05 16:19 (UTC)

((OOC: Sure I do, if you still do 8D))

Edited (that made more sense in my brain i swear) 2013-01-05 16:43 (UTC)

(OOC: Sweet! I will post it later today. I have yet to sleep so. @w@ HAHA.)

((OOC: Excellent! But first, go to bed, you!))

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THIS TIME WITH THE RIGHT ACCOUNT WHOA

FRENZY HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE, fffff

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IT WAS SCARY

IT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING IS OKAY NOW

BIG OLE SOBS

THERE THERE

HUFF HUFF GODDAMMIT FRENZY AGAIN

FRENZY WHAT R U DOING HERE

WE ARE ONE WE ARE FRENZULON

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE