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[im_wavin]

[You are greeted with a scene near the Junkpile, as it is covered in snow. There is a wad of what appears to be pink wrapping paper in the foreground. Then Ravage comes across the screen, chasing a large ball of yarn.]

OMG OMG! This is totes teh best!

[Yep, he's playing with a ball of yarn. He keeps playing with it until some of it comes undone and he gets all tangled.]

Halp! I'm stuck!

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[raceme]

What's that?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

You should try an' eat it!

[So you choke on it.]

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[im_wavin]

Yarn! it's teh bestest thing in teh world after teh interweb!

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[im_wavin]

[Still tangled in the yarn]

You don't do that with yarn! It's not energon!

[He knows better Frenzy.]

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[catwoman]

You are the most adorable thing ever.

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[im_wavin]

[Perks up!]

I am???

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[thxforthememories]

Are you all right, Ravage?

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[sariexmachina]

...Why do you look like a cat?

[Is this real life?]

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

[Facepalm. Even if he was smiling until Ravage got himself... stuck.]

... Need help, Ravage?

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[im_wavin]

[Have a picture of Ravage all tangled up in yarn.]

I'm fine but stuck.

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[im_wavin]

I was built that way!

[Yes Sari, it is.]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

[Here's the derpy kitty, all tangled up.]

Yes, please. Thx!

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[raceme]

Yarn? It's normal for yarn to be so big?

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[cliffjumper]

[It will continue to amaze and confuse Cliffjumper as to how Ravage can do net speak verbally.]

Okay, headin' on over.

Suppose I shouldn't be surprised you'd like somethin' like a giant ball of yarn.

[Did the negative polarity US have that? If so, it was probably a good idea they'd never been there, given Ravage's reaction to his own ball right there.

And while Cliffjumper has found his present, he hasn't actually... opened it yet, so he has no idea what's in it and just uses his altmode to speed over to Ravage's location in the junk pile.]

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[im_wavin]

Nope! That's y this is 1 is made of win!

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[im_wavin]

It's teh next best thing after teh interweb!

[Nope, you really shouldn't be surprised, CJ.

Ravage is still in the same spot where he was in the video, and maybe a little more tangled up now. But not tangled enough to where he couldn't wave.]

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[thxforthememories]

Do you need help?

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[raceme]

I see. Well, have fun with it Ravage. I'm glad you got a nice present.

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[catwoman]

Yes, I could just cuddle you.

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[rednotbluethx]

C'moooon, ain't ya ever tried some alien quizz-zeen? I bet it tastes great!

[Great like getting all tangled up in your machinery great!]

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[cliffjumper]

[Of course not. Not ever in so much trouble he couldn't somehow wave. Cliffjumper transforms, shakes his helm, has to keep back a grin and then waves back as he walks up to Ravage and kneels down next to him.]

I don't know how ya manage these type of things. So, is anythin' better than the internet?

[Wriggling Ravage around and passingly giving the tape a few pats in passing, Cliffjumper found the end that had untangled and started to... well, attempt to untangle Ravage. It'd probably take a while, though.]

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[im_wavin]

I totes will!

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[im_wavin]

Humanz don't eat yarn though!

[He's already getting tangled without eating it.]

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[im_wavin]

Ooo I like cuddles!

voice;

[im_wavin]

Yes please, thx