re_alignment | [Video]

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tf: shattered glass | ravage

[Video]

[You are greeted with a scene near the Junkpile, as it is covered in snow. There is a wad of what appears to be pink wrapping paper in the foreground. Then Ravage comes across the screen, chasing a large ball of yarn.]

OMG OMG! This is totes teh best!

[Yep, he's playing with a ball of yarn. He keeps playing with it until some of it comes undone and he gets all tangled.]

Halp! I'm stuck!

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[Here's the derpy kitty, all tangled up.]

Yes, please. Thx!

[It will continue to amaze and confuse Cliffjumper as to how Ravage can do net speak verbally.]

Okay, headin' on over.

Suppose I shouldn't be surprised you'd like somethin' like a giant ball of yarn.

[Did the negative polarity US have that? If so, it was probably a good idea they'd never been there, given Ravage's reaction to his own ball right there.

And while Cliffjumper has found his present, he hasn't actually... opened it yet, so he has no idea what's in it and just uses his altmode to speed over to Ravage's location in the junk pile.]

It's teh next best thing after teh interweb!

[Nope, you really shouldn't be surprised, CJ.

Ravage is still in the same spot where he was in the video, and maybe a little more tangled up now. But not tangled enough to where he couldn't wave.]

[Of course not. Not ever in so much trouble he couldn't somehow wave. Cliffjumper transforms, shakes his helm, has to keep back a grin and then waves back as he walks up to Ravage and kneels down next to him.]

I don't know how ya manage these type of things. So, is anythin' better than the internet?

[Wriggling Ravage around and passingly giving the tape a few pats in passing, Cliffjumper found the end that had untangled and started to... well, attempt to untangle Ravage. It'd probably take a while, though.]

[He's just that talented, Cliffjumper. That's how he gets into those types of things. The untangling might take longer than it should with Ravage moving around.]

Playing with yarn on teh internweb?

[It sounds good enough to him in theory anyway.]

[Of course Ravage just can't keep still, and he'd give an explosive static sigh if Ravage hadn't replied. Instead that sigh gets turned into a choked-off laugh as Cliffjumper shake shis helm.]

I'm sure there's some games like that, somewhere. So, do ya not count--- [Cliffjumper huffs and briefly traps one of Ravage's legs against the ground to unwind at least one of the tangled loops around said leg before letting go.]

Meant to say, does Soundwave not count and I should go tell him yarn an' the 'net rates higher than him, or is that in another category?

[He can't quite keep from smirking, so the teasing's probably obvious even if he tried to look concerned and serious.]

L-O-L [You're tickling him Cliffjumper, which only makes him squirm a little more.]

Soundwave and friends are totes in another category that's above teh interweb!

[This is going to take a while, isn't it?]

Ah, of course. Silly of me.

[Grunting slightly, Cliffjumper briefly tries to work around Ravage's squirming, but that's not the easiest--]

Gonna need to find ya somethin' to entertain yourself with, besides this yarn, since we ain't got any internet here... human or cybertronian version.

[Again he resorts to trapping a few limbs as he unwinds some of the yarn, tongue caught between his teeth in thought.]

[Possibly. At least Ravage is about forty percent free now.]

I was all kinds a sads when I found out there was no interweb. But teh network is like teh interweb a little!

[Progress! Cliffjumper briefly detours to give Ravage a brief pet and a stroke around the ears before he continues, frowning and trapping whatever limb he's working at. Still doesn't make it any easier to get the yarn tangled around Ravage's torso or back unraveled.]

Bit slow on gettin' new stuff on it, and really, sometimes sorta feels more like a slaggin' soap opera or something...

[Ravage would at least get what he's saying, even if he might not share Cliffjumper's annoyance with it.]

[Ravage does get it. He playfully bats at a loose end.]

It totes needs more happies.

[He perks up some as he gets an idea, which can be bad news to anyone's sanity.]

Oooo! Maybe I can post something!

[Giving Ravage a brief glance for batting at the loose end, Cliffjumper says nothing about it, but if you get yourself tangled again, kitty-con, you're on your own!

And bad idea or not, Cliffjumper nods anyway, a faint grin on his faceplates as he continues to pull at threads, fighting a bit with Ravage's tail because how does such a simple limb gets so tangled?!]

Don't see why not, maybe it'll help things 'round here.

[It's because that simple limb has a processor of its own, CJ. That's how it gets so tangled.]

O! I haz idea for it already!

[Ravage version of Nyan cat on the Link anyone?]

[Ah, yes, of course.]

Hey, keep---gah. [Having to battle wriggling Ravage and the tail at the same time isn't easy but they're... almost...]

What is it? Or gonna keep it a secret? Finally!

[With a last few twitches and pulls, the last of the yarn's finally unwound from Ravage.]

There we go.

[Yay! Freedom! Ravage pounces around a bit no that he's free.]

I found a meme video on teh interweb back on Earth once! An' I saved teh audio from it.

Ah... [Cliffjumper gives Ravage a suspicious squint, but there's so many memes, so it'd be impossible to tell which it was from that alone. He grins at Ravage's bouncing around though and, helpfully, gets the ball of yarn back into its original look, before Ravage'd managed to unwind it and get himself tangled.]

Be more careful next time, huh?

[Despite that, he tosses the ball for Ravage as he stands up again.]

[And of course Ravage excitedly goes after it.]

Thx! I totes will!

[He so going to get tangled up again.]

[He so is, but maybe Cliffjumper will help him get free again. At least this way, Ravage shouldn't end up too tangled before Cliffjumper can get there.]

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