[Video]

[im_wavin]

[You are greeted with a scene near the Junkpile, as it is covered in snow. There is a wad of what appears to be pink wrapping paper in the foreground. Then Ravage comes across the screen, chasing a large ball of yarn.]

OMG OMG! This is totes teh best!

[Yep, he's playing with a ball of yarn. He keeps playing with it until some of it comes undone and he gets all tangled.]

Halp! I'm stuck!

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[raceme]

What's that?

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[im_wavin]

Yarn! it's teh bestest thing in teh world after teh interweb!

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[raceme]

Yarn? It's normal for yarn to be so big?

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[im_wavin]

Nope! That's y this is 1 is made of win!

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[raceme]

I see. Well, have fun with it Ravage. I'm glad you got a nice present.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

You should try an' eat it!

[So you choke on it.]

[video]

[im_wavin]

[Still tangled in the yarn]

You don't do that with yarn! It's not energon!

[He knows better Frenzy.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

C'moooon, ain't ya ever tried some alien quizz-zeen? I bet it tastes great!

[Great like getting all tangled up in your machinery great!]

[video]

[im_wavin]

Humanz don't eat yarn though!

[He's already getting tangled without eating it.]

[video]

[catwoman]

You are the most adorable thing ever.

[video]

[im_wavin]

[Perks up!]

I am???

[video]

[catwoman]

Yes, I could just cuddle you.

[video]

[im_wavin]

Ooo I like cuddles!

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[thxforthememories]

Are you all right, Ravage?

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[im_wavin]

[Have a picture of Ravage all tangled up in yarn.]

I'm fine but stuck.

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[thxforthememories]

Do you need help?

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[im_wavin]

Yes please, thx

[Video]

[sariexmachina]

...Why do you look like a cat?

[Is this real life?]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

I was built that way!

[Yes Sari, it is.]

[Video]

[sariexmachina]

You were built that- Wait. ...So are there cats on Cybertron?

[What. Even.]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

Kinda.

[Technically, the only difference between him and other Cybertronians is his shape.]

I'm Ravage!

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

[Facepalm. Even if he was smiling until Ravage got himself... stuck.]

... Need help, Ravage?

[Video]

[im_wavin]

[Here's the derpy kitty, all tangled up.]

Yes, please. Thx!

[Video -> action]

[cliffjumper]

[It will continue to amaze and confuse Cliffjumper as to how Ravage can do net speak verbally.]

Okay, headin' on over.

Suppose I shouldn't be surprised you'd like somethin' like a giant ball of yarn.

[Did the negative polarity US have that? If so, it was probably a good idea they'd never been there, given Ravage's reaction to his own ball right there.

And while Cliffjumper has found his present, he hasn't actually... opened it yet, so he has no idea what's in it and just uses his altmode to speed over to Ravage's location in the junk pile.]

[Video -> action]

[im_wavin]

It's teh next best thing after teh interweb!

[Nope, you really shouldn't be surprised, CJ.

Ravage is still in the same spot where he was in the video, and maybe a little more tangled up now. But not tangled enough to where he couldn't wave.]