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[Audio] [Transmission Originating from: Solian Temple] - First Offense

[There’s a low, frustrated sigh and for a long moment, that’s all there is. Then, someone starts speaking.]

So. I’m dragged to some other Cybertron, go through hours of paperwork, and get dumped on the street. Then I drop off the face of that Cybertron onto a space station in the middle of nowhere and get dumped in a pile of junk that I have to crawl out of.

Now I drop off the face of the station and wind up here with someone in a hood telling me I’m on Cybertron. Again. Not even the same Cybertron, some other Cybertron.

I was in the middle of something! Very important things! [Bartending and best friend things!]

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[Have a view of a mech with an Elite Guard insignia on his chest. He's a small thing, slender and clearly designed for speed rather than fight. Also blue.]

Paperworkisn'tsobad. [He kinda likes it...then again Blurr does his paperwork in nanoclicks.]

You are used to different universes already I take it sir? We all were un-for-tu-na-te-ly there's no way to get back to our own world.

[He's seen that logo before, once or twice. Not lately anyway. One of the Malgian dimensions.]

It can be when you normally don't do it. Especially not in the amounts they did it. [It made him crazy, really.]

Yeah, I know the drill. Can't get back home or to another dimension or anything. Question, though; there security cameras around here?

[This is vital information.]

[Blurr is proud of that insignia.]

For some it can be a bit overwhelming yes the twins never liked it much either THEN AGAIN their attention span always leaves much to be desired.

No that I'm aware of sir.

[Also, ey barricade he can see that scratched Decepticon insignia of yours...] Hm.

Twins. [His immediate thought is Mudflap and Skids... but no, they were his. And they were gone. Something farther back... those airframes?] That'd be... Jetfire and Jetstorm, wouldn't it?

Now that. That is the first really good news I've heard since I got here.

[He flicks his doorwings for a moment, noting the look he's getting.] Yeah?

Jetfire and Jetstorm are their names yes. ARE you familiar with them? [That could be a good or a bad thing. Not that many people knew about the twins, they were the only autobots who could fly for a reason.] Theyrenothere...in case you were wondering.

Not everything will be always bad sir.

[Blurr's face is now neutral. When he speaks he doesn't sound angry or inquisitive, just curious.]

I can't help but take notice on the badge you are sporting and the fact that it's scratched HAVE you been in battle recently or you changed your mind about something?

I met them a couple times, a while back. Cute kids. Figure they weren't here, though; I haven't seen them in a long time. [Not since Blackout disappeared in Axiom, really.]

[Ah. He's been wondering when this question would come up.]

... Had to come to a decision 'bout where I'm going with my life. Decided it wasn't staying where I had been originally.

You did? I guess it happened in those other Cybertrons you visited because they never mentioned you and I'm sure they would have said something OR someone in the elite guard would have noticed them socializing with ex Decepticons.

[Better bring it up now and forget about it.]

Nothing wrong with changing your mind YOU are neutral now then?

I'm Blurr.

Another Cybertron, yeah. When folks went home there they usually had the experience erased. Keep 'em from mucking up their timelines. And I wasn't an ex- when I met them.

[Though bringing this up is a very... delicate matter. Especially with Shockwave here.]

I am.

Mm. Barricade. It's a pleasure, darlin'.

And WHO was the responsible? Who erased their memory cortex? DID they sue a EMP generator? I thought only ratchet had the capacity to do that until Lockdown stole it from him. Notandexyetthatsoundstroublesomeforeveryone...

[Don't talk to Blurr about Shockwave...just don't >B| Stupid reindeer robot. Blurr hasn't meet the Shockwave here yet, though. That's probably for the best.

Ah that's better than nothing to know there's other bots here like yo...

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...darlin'?

All I c'n tell you is that the TransTechs did it; none of us outlanders were privvy to their methods. And if we were at any point, they didn't let us remember that, either.

[He grins and chuckles slightly at that last bit.]

Yep. And you're adorable when you're confused~

I can't say I ever heard of TransTechs before but if they do the sort of things you claim I probably wouldn't remember them either way THAT is not a nice thought To have our memories tampered with sounds really problematic.

I...eh...[He must look supercharming now because, g'uh, first time someone tells him something like that.]..I..I'mnotadorable.

Probably is, yeah. But if it preserves folks' timestreams I can't really argue the point with 'em. Though I heard they have a habit of deporting troublemakers to dead universes so they stop interfering with their timestream.

[Which he's fairly certain is absolutely true. And horrible.]

Yes y'are. Goodness, you are absolutely precious, Blurr.

I don't doubt that something like that must serve to a bigger purpose. Exile? Hm. [That sounds really bad but effective.]

[Blurr is a secret agent, that implies that he worked alone most of the time. his social interactions with others were limited and awkward at best.]

[And barricade, you aren't helping the awkward now.]

Right...areyoutryingtotrickme?

Exile, more or less. Don't know how long any of them last, potentially floating through an endless void of nothingness.

[He's not trying to help really. Point in fact, it's funnier to make it worse.]

Now then, why would I be trying t'trick you? Can't I just think you are precious and adorable~?

Probably not for long if they didn't had any source of energy.

[It is always funnier to embarrass Blurr, Wheeljack would agree with you Barricade.]

Because the last time a Decepticon was friendly to me it turned out to be all a ruse and he trapped me between to moving walls to crush me and kill me and he was suc-cess-ful. OF COURSE I didn't knew that he was a Decepticon at first since he was disguised as an autobot officer and you said you are neutral now but the point still stands.

Edited 2012-07-27 15:21 (UTC)

[Blurr stops for a second after that speech, it was deliver at quite the fast speed.]

...

No one really thinks I'm precious or adorable.

[Barricade looks positively flabbergasted, spending some time figuring out that whole thing. The parts he caught, anyway.]

... You do realize that I'm not a Decepticon anymore, right? And that I don't have access to diabolical wall-traps, or the skill t'make them?

Besides, maybe they think you're precious and adorable and just don't tell you.

Yes yes I realize that but we just met so how can I be sure you are not lying to me? AFTER All I knew Longarm for many solar cycles and in the end I discovered that he was really Shockwave. No access to diabolical traps does give you some positive points.

[He can't help but be cautious, Barricade, but he's not judging. Blurr scoffs softly at that last part, clearly disbelieving.]

Heh...I doubt it.

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[Video] AND SO IT BEGINS

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