[video: junk pile]

[glacius_passio]

So who do we thank for the gifts?

[She holds up the cybernetic penguin.]

Because he's really adorable.

Also I found something rather...large out here for someone named Fortress Maximus, if you'd like to come claim it.

Comments

[video]

[glacius_passio]

Oh my, that's quite a long time. How'd you get stuck on Earth anyway?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

A group of evil and rouge robots shot at us and crashed our ship.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

Oh, how terrible! Were you all alright despite the crash landing?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

... Well.

Actually we were knocked offline for roughly four million years. But I suppose that can still count as "all right."

[video]

[glacius_passio]

...

It still kind of blows my mind how long you guys can live. But I'm glad you guys were alright in the end.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Yeah. What's a couple million years, huh?