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[Video][A friend lost and a strange light Shining]
[McCrane is on a late patrol, in the junk-yard at night. With the horrors of the Glyphless catastrophe over and all of the paperwork filed, he has been searching for two things: One, the materials to build a soccer-goal, and two...]
Has anyone seen Gunmax?
[He's worried. He's always worried, of course, but now he looks more worried than usual. He turns, and for a moment the camera catches a small ball of light hovering over a silver-wrapped box with a gold bow. Curious, McCrane approaches, and the light moves out of the video, as does the box.]
I am also wondering about Barricade, as he has been gone for several weeks now. I don't know if keeping track of the populace is part of our Law Enforcement duties, but...it should be done. [McCrane reaches down, and suddenly the silver box pops back into view while he holds it. It's still remarkably well-lit for this time of night, but that may be because there's that small ball of light, shining on it again.]
And now it looks like I'll have to add Whirl onto the list, too. [He fingers the nametag, turning it toward the camera. Today was strange enough, but it looked as if it was going to get stranger.]
Is anyone else encountering unusual lights?
[It reminded him of Drill Boy's mythical fairy.]
Has anyone seen Gunmax?
[He's worried. He's always worried, of course, but now he looks more worried than usual. He turns, and for a moment the camera catches a small ball of light hovering over a silver-wrapped box with a gold bow. Curious, McCrane approaches, and the light moves out of the video, as does the box.]
I am also wondering about Barricade, as he has been gone for several weeks now. I don't know if keeping track of the populace is part of our Law Enforcement duties, but...it should be done. [McCrane reaches down, and suddenly the silver box pops back into view while he holds it. It's still remarkably well-lit for this time of night, but that may be because there's that small ball of light, shining on it again.]
And now it looks like I'll have to add Whirl onto the list, too. [He fingers the nametag, turning it toward the camera. Today was strange enough, but it looked as if it was going to get stranger.]
Is anyone else encountering unusual lights?
[It reminded him of Drill Boy's mythical fairy.]
voice;
[McCrane has a present from him that indicates he's still around, and alive.]
But I have not seen him.
I'm worried.
voice;
... I'll look. I need to stretch my wings, anyway.
voice;
[Kagerou, this means a lot to him.]
Thank you. If you see him, would you just tell him to contact me? I found a present for him in the junk pile.
voice;
[He'll do it but he'll pretend he hates it.]
I wouldn't call anything in that pile a "gift".
voice;
Why not? This one seems to be from the amazon. [Or, at least, it says 'Amazon' on it.]
voice;
[It's like humor is a football and Kagerou is Charlie Brown.]
The amazon? What's that?
voice;
[Or whatever it was that passed for English.]
It's a place on Earth. A jungle. [He can't imagine what Gunmax would be getting from a Jungle, but maybe it is something related to Gumclaps. That...would be more for Dumpson, though.]
voice;
Why would he get anything from a jungle?
voice;
[What else could he say?]
I'm not sure. Did you receive a present?
[He'll need to compare statistics to make sense of this.]
voice;
[AWKWARD SILENCE.]
[Because this one was there that day. He might very well have seen...]
... a stoplight.
I found... a stoplight. Addressed to me.
voice;
...
A stoplight?
[That does sound familiar.]
From Earth?
voice;
From Earth.
[This is so. Embarrassing.]
voice;
It is that stoplight, isn't it?
[Oh Kagerou.]
voice;
It sounds like the same one.
voice;
[He's at a loss, and so the first thing that comes to his head might not be the most sensible thing to say.]
There are no roads here.
voice;
I don't think that matters to whoever sent this.
voice;
[It makes so little sense.]
It makes me worried about his gift, though.
voice;
[No one who's still here, anyway.] No one else could know.
Open it. If you're concerned.
voice;
Wrapping it as a gift...
[That takes a sadist.]
[Both hands raise in denial at the suggestion though.]
I cannot do that. It is his. Opening it would be improper.
I wonder if it could be scanned, though...
voice;
[Which is as much of an "I trust you" as it's going to get.]
... Do you want me to scan it?
voice;
Do you think you could do that before he gets here?
It would solve this dilemma.
voice;
[Motorcycles, psh. He's a bird.]
Where should I go?
voice;
Will this work?
voice;
I'm on my way.
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ACTION -- A HEAD SJDKS:D MCCRANE WHAT.
ACTION -- IT COULD HAPPEN THEY'RE PROBABLY PROGRAMMED FOR FORENSICS RIGHT?
ACTION --THAT'S WEIRD EVEN FOR J-DECKER, MCCRANE.
ACTION --LOOK SOMEBODY GOT A THUMB OR SOMETHING IN A BOX
ACTION -- MCCRANE STOP YOU'RE CHANNELING RED ALERT
ACTION -- SOMEBODY HAS TO WATCH OUT FOR EVERYONE
ACTION --oh my god i will never unsee this now. McCrane Alert.
ACTION -- His little ear cranes start spinning...
ACTION -- and flashing?
ACTION -- Yup. And going 'woo woo woo'
ACTION -- mccrane whoever gave you that upgrade is a bad person
ACTION -- would sure make towing cars easier though
ACTION -- this is true
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