AUDIO; PRIVATE CHANNEL

[percept]

[ Locked rather tightly to First Aid, later edited to include Vandal. ]

First Aid, do you have a moment? I need your assistance with a rather private matter.

[ Vandal. ]

[ A few minutes later, Vandal is added to the filter. ]

Ah... Karrie, can we speak?

Comments

[lifepersists]

Ah, well. You should probably start with that then. I like to call the interface equipment of bigger mechs like him "Shock and Awe".

I'll also see about finding a lubricant that would work well. Do you have any allergies?

[vandalization]

So this is how I die. Of embarrassment. Ok. I was hoping for something more awesome but we can go with that.

[ She just shakes her head. ]

Only allergic to mango.

[lifepersists]

I have no idea what a mango is, so I think we're good!

I still think we should spot check some samples on your skin to see if you have a reaction. Now that would be an embarrassing death if you're not prepared.

[vandalization]

O-oh my god okay I'll give you the samples just stop saying words!