VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

DUUUUDE.

Dude, you have gotta be freakin' kidding me! Like, I finally get sent away from that Axiom Nexus place and then bam! BAM I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE. Not to give out the negative vibes here, but c'mon!

Look, don't get me wrong -- this looks a lot like my Cybertron. Put in a few more fire pits and that's pretty much home. But seriously? After all that smeltin' trouble and I'm somewhere else and not anywhere even, like, totally close where I gotta be.

Psh, I guess that's just the way it goes. Maaaaan! ...I need somethin' to throw.

Comments

He thought you were trying to send a message to 'Dude' and was ready to tell you how stupid you are

[my_own_trope]

Yes, of course you are.

Well then, if you're still looking for something to throw, I suggest finding one of the little organic vermin running around. The children fit quite nicely in hand and they seem to be cropping up with increasing frequency.

Starscream, you're so silly.

[inferiordude]

H-huh? Why would anyone ever do that! That's awful. Terrible! Dude, kids are so cute.

Sure, that's one word for it.

[my_own_trope]

Let me guess. You're an Autobot?

[inferiordude]

Psh, as if! Look at the logo on my windshield. This look Autobot to you?

A snatch of [video]

[my_own_trope]

[He sees the Deception faction symbol in that discreetly insolent red and is honestly surprised. He might even be warming to the guy's style a little.]

Actually. It looks like we have quite a bit more in common that originally thought.

[The video function turns on a second as Starscream shows off his own little red emblem, before returning to audio]

[inferiordude]

Oh hey! There's a friendly color, huh. Not that I got nothin' against purple, but... yeah!

What's yer name, dude?

[my_own_trope]

[He's got no idea how you haven't had that attitude beaten out of you yet, but he's willing to bet psychosis is helping your little engine chug along.]

You first. I insist.

[inferiordude]

No problemo, dude. The name's Soundwave!

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[my_own_trope]

What?

Give him a minute to get this out of his system

[my_own_trope]

Soundwave? Really?

Aha...Ahahahahahahaha!

[inferiordude]

Yep, that's me!

[He's hardly offended! Not like it's the first time someone's reacted like that.]

[my_own_trope]

Truly! Hahahahahahaha. What next, 'Soundwave?' Will you sing me a song? Oh you should!

Or tell me more about these children you find so... precious.

Pffftahahahaha!

[inferiordude]

I could, if you wanna. But I think that'd be a bad idea for me.

Well, not in that tone of voice, dude.