re_alignment | [Video][Origin: Nexus Temple]

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✘ persona 4 | teddie

[Video][Origin: Nexus Temple]

[The network opens up to a very nice picture of what appears to be the face of some sort of stuffed animal pressed against the screen. It then pulls back, showing that this is an apparently disgruntled stuffed animal, and then smacks its face against the screen once more.

Rinse and repeat.]

Ngh..!

NGH..!

[Whatever is on the screen is clearly alive, and by the looks of things ...trying to go through the screen of its device in some sort of weird last ditch effort to escape. Whatever was explained to this thing about the current situation fell on deaf ears. I'm sure he has a good reason for thinking this device is some kind of portal...]

GAAHAH! Someone get me outta here!

[He may or may not have accidentally turned his device on while slamming his face against it.]

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Escape is the privilege of our wardens at the moment. Until we can find an escape route, you are trapped just as I am.

[Was that...a fuzor? It must be.]

[And Wheeljack watched this display...over...

and over
and over
and over

until the novelty eventually ran out. Now he was just slightly bored as he continued to gaze at this...creature, his eyes fixated on the screen.]

So.

Ya gonna keep doin' that all day?

Edited 2012-07-21 01:23 (UTC)

GAH!

[Sharp teeth! Sharp teeth face on the screen! Teddie jumps back, fumbling with his device until he can calm himself down for just a moment to realize that sharp-teeth-face is actually talking to him.

What kind of tiny TV is this?]

T-Trapped?! But I don't wanna be trapped!

[Because, you know, people normally do or something.]

[Instant freeze.

There is a strange robot thing addressing him from this tiny TV. Oh dear.]

I-I dunno.

...Do you want me to?

[And he has no idea what you are but you're trying to shove your face at him.]

Won't lie, it'd be entertainin'. Most people do it once and loop it.

[Entertaining? Entertaining?!]

How cruel! Using a poor bear's suffering for you own amusement! Haven't you ever heard of animal cruelty?!

[No. No he hasn't.]

Is it really cruelty if you're doin' it to yourself?

Not like I'm stoppin' ya.

For your information, I had a darn good reason!

[He nods his head thoughtfully.]

I thought it was a TV.

[Yes. Great reason...]

Whoa. Now hold up. That changes everything.

It's all perfectly clear now.

[Can you sense that mocking sarcasm?]

[No, he probably can't. If it weren't for the fact that Teddie suddenly remembered he's currently talking to a robot, he probably would have thanked Wheeljack for understanding.

But as it is, Teddie becomes suspicious and isn't quite sure what to make of this new robot. The last time he saw one, the robot didn't exactly talk and had a nasty little habit of exploding. Were Shadows becoming more intelligent?]

What are you, anyhow?

Think that's more my line. Never seen anythin' like you before.

[Wow, rude. Teddie almost feels insulted.]

I am a bear, the most majestic of all creatures.

Until we can find an escape route you are.

[Dinobot knows how to be gentle.]

You might as well put your time to use rebuilding Cybertron.

[But-But that sounds like a lot of work and Teddie had so many more important things to do back home.]

But I don't know anything about cybertrains! Can't you just send me back and bring in a new guy?

[Never mind that Teddie has absolutely no idea what the heck he's talking to.]

[What kind of Fuzor are you.]

That is not my call.

And as a Cybertonian, I'd expect you to pronounce your own species right!

[Sir, are you calling him a train? This is the rudest mini TV sharp-teeth-face he's ever had to talk to.

...Then again, it's the only mini TV sharp-teeth-face he's ever talked to.]

I am a bear! Who in their right mind would confuse a cute little bear with something as clunky as a train?!

[Growls. What a glitchy moron.]

Obviously your protoform was damaged, it would explain your choice in beast mode.

[His ear flickers in annoyance.]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong about bears?

A bear is not a warrior animal! It is indulgent and brutish!

[Teddie sputters, not even sure what that first word even means. All he can assume is that it isn't good, and therefore he should be offended. His arm flails in frustration.

At the very least, his mind isn't focused on leaving anymore. This is actually a great distraction.]

Wha-What?! How rude, I happen to be a grreat warrior! I can open a jar all by myself and everything!

[Do you know how hard it is to open a jar?]

Ya just tried to shove your face through an interface panel, kid.

[You're not fooling anyone.]

I highly doubt that.

[He wasn't trying to fool anyone! It's a known fact!]

Yeesh, give a bear a break. You'd try to get the heck outta here, too, if you were surrounded by giant monsters with none of your pals around...

[His voice wibbles at the second half of that last sentence. He may very well start crying.]

[What in slag is wrong with this thing!? It must be malfunctioning.]

A warrior is not judged by his jar opening abilities!

Ha! That sounds like something only a guy who can't open jars would say.

[Check and mate.]

Still not really sure what a bear is. I'm just gonna assume you're the default 'bear' setting.

[Oh Wheeljack...]

Look don't go gettin' all gushy on me. What do ya mean, giant monsters?

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