Teddie (
kingofthetvworld) wrote in
re_alignment2012-07-20 07:50 pm
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[Video][Origin: Nexus Temple]
[The network opens up to a very nice picture of what appears to be the face of some sort of stuffed animal pressed against the screen. It then pulls back, showing that this is an apparently disgruntled stuffed animal, and then smacks its face against the screen once more.
Rinse and repeat.]
Ngh..!
NGH..!
[Whatever is on the screen is clearly alive, and by the looks of things ...trying to go through the screen of its device in some sort of weird last ditch effort to escape. Whatever was explained to this thing about the current situation fell on deaf ears. I'm sure he has a good reason for thinking this device is some kind of portal...]
GAAHAH! Someone get me outta here!
[He may or may not have accidentally turned his device on while slamming his face against it.]
Rinse and repeat.]
Ngh..!
NGH..!
[Whatever is on the screen is clearly alive, and by the looks of things ...trying to go through the screen of its device in some sort of weird last ditch effort to escape. Whatever was explained to this thing about the current situation fell on deaf ears. I'm sure he has a good reason for thinking this device is some kind of portal...]
GAAHAH! Someone get me outta here!
[He may or may not have accidentally turned his device on while slamming his face against it.]

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[Was that...a fuzor? It must be.]
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[Sharp teeth! Sharp teeth face on the screen! Teddie jumps back, fumbling with his device until he can calm himself down for just a moment to realize that sharp-teeth-face is actually talking to him.
What kind of tiny TV is this?]
T-Trapped?! But I don't wanna be trapped!
[Because, you know, people normally do or something.]
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[Dinobot knows how to be gentle.]
You might as well put your time to use rebuilding Cybertron.
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But I don't know anything about cybertrains! Can't you just send me back and bring in a new guy?
[Never mind that Teddie has absolutely no idea what the heck he's talking to.]
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That is not my call.
And as a Cybertonian, I'd expect you to pronounce your own species right!
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until the novelty eventually ran out. Now he was just slightly bored as he continued to gaze at this...creature, his eyes fixated on the screen.]
So.
Ya gonna keep doin' that all day?
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There is a strange robot thing addressing him from this tiny TV. Oh dear.]
I-I dunno.
...Do you want me to?
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Won't lie, it'd be entertainin'. Most people do it once and loop it.
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How cruel! Using a poor bear's suffering for you own amusement! Haven't you ever heard of animal cruelty?!
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What in the slag are you?
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GAAAAAHAAAAHAAAH!
[Whatever the slag it is jumps up and runs around in little circles for a moment before realizing there's a screen between him and those scary red eyes. He calms down enough to return to his device.]
Don't scare me like that!!
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Me scare you?!
I don't even know what you are are.
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For your information, I am a bear. And at least my eyes aren't red and scary! I practically jumped right out of my fur 'cause of you.
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There's something wrong with you, isn't there?
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W-Who's there?!
...Is this my conscience?
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Oh yes. This is your conscience. And you've been a very naughty little... whatever it is you are.
[He's got no idea what a conscience would sound like on account of never having met his.]
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[Or an even better question, why doesn't it know what he is? But no, he's going with the grandpa question. Good job, bear.]
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Ugh, sorry this is so late
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[video] /watch me be late to things weeeee
[Video] Never too late!
Oopsie. Yeah, I guess after the forty-seventh time, I should have figured this ain't working.
So then, how'd you get in there?
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In here? Oh, you think I'm inside the screen?
[She laughs a little, but nicely.]
I'm not inside it, you are just seeing the video of me, and I can see you on my screen too.
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Teddie's face drops for a second. So it's just like some sort of weird phone. He picks up again moments later, however, when he realizes it's not just any weird phone. It's his weird phone.]
And I get to keep it?
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[Video] HI IM LATE
In! Out.
In?
....Out.]
This show isn't very entertaining.
[Video] JUDGING
[Why is everyone in this world so cruel?]
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[Kay, you're not helping.]
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[Teddie pulls back his head and--
BAM
There's a crashing sound as the device plummets to the ground and Teddie lies knocked out on the floor.
Good job.]
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