re_alignment | [Video][Origin: Nexus Temple]

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✘ persona 4 | teddie

[Video][Origin: Nexus Temple]

[The network opens up to a very nice picture of what appears to be the face of some sort of stuffed animal pressed against the screen. It then pulls back, showing that this is an apparently disgruntled stuffed animal, and then smacks its face against the screen once more.

Rinse and repeat.]

Ngh..!

NGH..!

[Whatever is on the screen is clearly alive, and by the looks of things ...trying to go through the screen of its device in some sort of weird last ditch effort to escape. Whatever was explained to this thing about the current situation fell on deaf ears. I'm sure he has a good reason for thinking this device is some kind of portal...]

GAAHAH! Someone get me outta here!

[He may or may not have accidentally turned his device on while slamming his face against it.]

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Until we can find an escape route you are.

[Dinobot knows how to be gentle.]

You might as well put your time to use rebuilding Cybertron.

[But-But that sounds like a lot of work and Teddie had so many more important things to do back home.]

But I don't know anything about cybertrains! Can't you just send me back and bring in a new guy?

[Never mind that Teddie has absolutely no idea what the heck he's talking to.]

[What kind of Fuzor are you.]

That is not my call.

And as a Cybertonian, I'd expect you to pronounce your own species right!

[Sir, are you calling him a train? This is the rudest mini TV sharp-teeth-face he's ever had to talk to.

...Then again, it's the only mini TV sharp-teeth-face he's ever talked to.]

I am a bear! Who in their right mind would confuse a cute little bear with something as clunky as a train?!

[Growls. What a glitchy moron.]

Obviously your protoform was damaged, it would explain your choice in beast mode.

[His ear flickers in annoyance.]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong about bears?

A bear is not a warrior animal! It is indulgent and brutish!

[Teddie sputters, not even sure what that first word even means. All he can assume is that it isn't good, and therefore he should be offended. His arm flails in frustration.

At the very least, his mind isn't focused on leaving anymore. This is actually a great distraction.]

Wha-What?! How rude, I happen to be a grreat warrior! I can open a jar all by myself and everything!

[Do you know how hard it is to open a jar?]

[What in slag is wrong with this thing!? It must be malfunctioning.]

A warrior is not judged by his jar opening abilities!

Ha! That sounds like something only a guy who can't open jars would say.

[Check and mate.]

I am beyond a simple crude task. You, however, are a failure as a Cybertronian.

...

[ouch]

Now you're just being cruel.

Then prove yourself to change my mind.

Edited 2012-07-21 04:16 (UTC)

Fine! I will! Get me a jar and I'll show you.

[Yes, he still believes they're on the jar subject.]

That is not what I am talking about!

GAH!!

[Another fumble with the device.]

T-Then what are you talking about?! You gotta be bear-cise here!

There is only one way to prove a warrior's spirit--on the battlefield!

[At first there's a look of horror, the kind of horror that can't believe what's going on. He just got here and already things are picking fights with him? Over jars? What has this world come to?

The look suddenly changes, though, as he gives a nervous chuckle. OH YOU.]

Oh, I'd love to. I'm all about the battlefield, yes siree bob! But, uh, heheh, turns out I got stuff I oughta do first! Too bad...

Edited 2012-07-21 06:07 (UTC)

[Sometimes it would be so easy to say screw it to the honor code...but he still has a code, damnit. The Maximal huffs.]

Very well.

But know this. When we meet again, and we will, I trust that you will be prepared to fight. Because we will fight!

[WHY?!]

I don't even know who you are!

[YOU CAME TO THE WRONG TOWN SON.]

We are both warriors; we must fight!

Can't we be friendly warriors?

[It's a legit question, Teddie wold really like to know why they have to fight instead of be something, like, allies. Warriors can be allies.]

A warrior must prove himself first, that is how it goes.

You know, I'm starting to think warriors are pretty dumb.

[Their rules make no sense.]

Then you don't deserve to be one, you incompetent sparkling!