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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 Okay, which one of you scrapheaps owns the tentacle abomination that vacations in Cybertron's center?

[Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, your lights are on!]

Got a bit of a bone to pick with ya.


[NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, WHEELJACK.]

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[dinnerdate]

There's a tentacle thing in the center of Cybertron?

[Wheeljack, are you drunk and imagining things?]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yeah, some kinda...snake monster. Perceptor awakened it with his freako-science and it kinda...stole him.

I'd let him have his fun if he wasn't essential for makin' my ship. Kinda need him.

[dinnerdate]

...Are you sure he's still alive?

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[redshirtrobot]

I don't think it vacations in Cybertron's center, actually. Why are you looking for it, exactly?

[Because its kind of Fracas's friend.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Hey mook, you know of it?

It kinda...stole a scientist. One I kinda need.

[Your friend kidnapped my friend.]

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[redshirtrobot]

I only know of one tentacle creature on this planet. It's very friendly.

Well I don't know why it would do that. I guess I could ask when I see it next.
Say. What was the mech doing that got its attention, anyway?

[neverputincharge]

What happened?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Bulk! How're you feelin'?

Cause I could REALLY use some Wrecker cleanup right now.

[WELL YOU SEE THERE WAS THIS BIG WORM THING...]

[neverputincharge]

[Jackie, you have the weirdest adventures.]

Feelin' good, I can come out and help with a cleanup.

[Just don't tell Ratchet.]

[noparachutes]

Abomination?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Pitspawn. Ugly fragger. Whatever suits your fancy.

[He's off to a great start, he can tell.]

[noparachutes]

It is hardly pitspawn.

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[aerospacecommander]

Are you sure you didn't fall into recharge while watching Japanese movies?

Seriously, Wheeljack, tentacle monsters?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

[He actually has to think about that. Miko DOES room with them...]

Nope. Pretty sure I didn't.

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[aerospacecommander]

What happened anyway?

[raceme]

Oh good Primus...could it be Prism's pet? The Gartherer?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Prism had a pet?

[Honestly, he can see Prism having an abomination like this.]

[video] I'm sorry

[deadlydoctor]

[Have a surprised Decepticon.]

How's that you are not dead?

[video] KNOCK OUT I LOVE YOU.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I'd like ta ask the same of you.

[Really, why hasn't someone drilled your face off yet?]

[docbot]

... should I be prepping a berth for you in the medbay, then?

[THIS IS HIS RESIGNED SIGH.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

No need to, Doc! I've got this.


[That's a yes.]

[robotfightclub]

Whatever you're planning better not include Bulkhead.

[It's like some sort of sixth sense, really. This has 'I'm going to do something incredibly stupid' written all over it. Wheeljack, darling, you're much too predictable.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Damn, Arcee, you're good. He'll just...have a little moment of silence. You caught him.]

Not...entirely.

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[wrex_it_krogan]

...great, this universe has a thresher maw too. Needed something bigger to kill.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...You've dealt with things like this before, tiny?