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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 Okay, which one of you scrapheaps owns the tentacle abomination that vacations in Cybertron's center?

[Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, your lights are on!]

Got a bit of a bone to pick with ya.


[NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, WHEELJACK.]

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[docbot]

... should I be prepping a berth for you in the medbay, then?

[THIS IS HIS RESIGNED SIGH.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

No need to, Doc! I've got this.


[That's a yes.]

[docbot]

... I'll have one ready.

[And later when he notices that a certain mech has disappeared.]

You'd better bring Bulkhead back without a scratch on him. Or I will end you.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

You know I won't need it.

[See: He won't stay in it.]

You know Bulk's my favourite Wrecker. I'll take good care of him.

[docbot]

I know no such thing.

[See: He'll weld you down if he has to.]

For some reason, that does not reassure me.

[neverputincharge]

It's just recon, doc.

[You're going to kill him when he gets back aren't you?

At least he doesn't sound like he's in pain?]

[docbot]

I've heard that line before.

[Yuuuuup.]

[neverputincharge]

[Maybe he should see if he can room with Smokey till you cool off. ...wait, that would make it worse.]

It's recon, what could go wrong. [Famous last words.] Aint like I'm alone.

[docbot]

... now that you've said that?

[Glower glower]

I'll get out the equipment for reattaching servos.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I'm not sure if I should be flattered I'm a loyal customer or insulted ya think I'd get him hurt.

[A little bit of both.]

Nothin'll happen to him. Promise.

[docbot]

How about thankful that I'm still troubling myself to repair your sorry afts?

... I'm holding you to that.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Look at that smile.]

You know I'm thankful, Doc. You're a maestro.

No one's better.

[neverputincharge]

Secondin' that.

[Even if he is a mother-hen bot.]

[docbot]

... thanks. To you both.

[He's rather embarrassed suddenly, and is going to sneak away now so that you don't catch him blushing despite himself. Or whatever the robot equivalent of that is.]

/threadjacks? :3 Sorry he has to defend the boys

[raceme]

I'm sure they're more than capable to take care of themselves, Ratchet now that they know that you won't be happy if anything happens to them. [He says that so both Bulk and Wheeljack can see it. If you get hurt not only Ratchet will scowl you two, silly Wreckers.]

Some fresh air and a bit of exercise would be good for Bulk's health too, it will get his engine running properly again.

[neverputincharge]

[Blurr, you just won about a billion brownie points.]

Thanks, Blurr.

[raceme]

[Oh that's nice. He know how much it sucks to be stuck in the medbay.]

Ah...you are welcome. Just TRY not to get hurt, mn? Please.

[neverputincharge]

Yeah, I'll try. Contrary ta belief, I do wanna get better. Just sittin' around all the times drivin' me up a wall.

[raceme]

I have no doubts about that Bulk. Just try not too take unnecessary risks.

[neverputincharge]

Will do. Got Jackie with me, he'll keep me out of trouble.

[Hopefully.]

[raceme]

And who will keep him out of trouble?

[He knows Wheeljack. Trouble and him go together like sugar & spice.]

[neverputincharge]

[He chuckles.]

Don't worry, if needed I can still sit on him.

[Hard to tell if he's joking or not.]

[raceme]

I'm sure it's a very effective way to ground him. [It made Blurr laugh either way.]

[docbot]

Psh. If I let 'em go without a reminder, they'd go off and be stupid afts. At least this way, I can tell them "I told you so" after.

[He's always going to be a grump-butt, Blurr. It's just how he is.]

[raceme]

Let's face it: they'd go off and be stupid afts anyway, Ratchet. [They're WRECKERS, it comes with the territory.] But I accept the "I told you so" reason.