[Video] this is probably what caused the death of the Disco Medallion

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl has decided to give you lowly creatures a demonstration, since Megatronus's quadrant is currently sprouting a healthy crop of Multipedes of Squickiness. It is high time you all got to see a real Wrecker at work. So he's set up a camera, his face popping in to check the angle, before he jumps down to what he has dubbed Carnage Central. He's ready for his close up--wearing that awesome clock-necklace he got for that stupid human holiday. It looks, obviously, AWESOME.  ]

Awright. Pay attention, pansies.   Whirl's gonna show you losers how a real Wrecker gets it done.

[How it's done looks pretty much like a blur of violence and mayhem. Critter heads flying everywhere, gouts of disgusting bodily fluids, slimy organs everywhere. It's a  gore party and Whirl's making the confetti.]

[What's worse is probably his terrible David Attenborough impersonation narration.]

We see, in its native habitat, a creature of superlative unworthiness.   Uh that's not me, wussbuckets, for the record.

You'll note how, in their short but violent existence, they have the cerebral functioning of a coprolite.  Cuz look at this. [He holds up a metallic chunk of something between his claws.]  Brain the size of a graphing calculator. 

The creatures are mindless, hapless victims of slaughter when they wander against a superior being. That IS meeeeeeeee---!!!

[Unfortunately, Whirl's super-unvincibility is put to the test, as the terrorpede he's trying to kill, in super slo mo 300 style, suddenly catches the chain of his super awesome clocklace in its mandible. Whirl now finds himself unawesomely being flung around by the rearing, snapping creature. ]

CUT! CUUUUUUT!!!!!

((ooc: you can help or mock and if you're NPCing his mauling, HIS BODY IS READY))

Comments

[originaldragoon]

And that is a very good example as to why one should not wear loose jewelry in battle...

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Thanks for the fashion tip. [He'd slow clap but he's sorta got a fist full of terrorpede.]

[originaldragoon]

I would have thought that was common sense.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

For your kind, maybe.

[Pah. Whirl can handle it.]

[originaldragoon]

As I notice now, thanks to this ridiculous demonstration you have preformed.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Do people actually like you?

['Cause, just saying, Whirl doesn't.]

[originaldragoon]

Do you think I care if people do or not?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Then why you opening your disgusting face in the first place, huh?

[Because Whirl does care what people think of him as much as he hates to admit it.]

[originaldragoon]

[She is so going to ignore that insult for now.]

I was curious about what you were thinking when you made this video, but now I know not to make that same mistake again.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Is Whirl going to have to try harder?]

Yeah? I don't see you taking out these things. Much less with this much style.

[originaldragoon]

[He could try.]

Unlike you, I do not need to reassure myself in my fighting skills by purposely posting a video to show off.