video; | location: the general area of Vector's temple

[stabbywheelfeet]

So let me get this straight.

[Says the unfamiliar -- well, maybe unfamiliar to most -- silver Autobot lounging in a temple doorway. You heard it right, lounging. Apparently no one told him about the giant bug monsters.]

New Cybertron. A bunch of different -- [AIR QUOTES, LITERAL AIR QUOTES] -- "realities" flying around. None of us asked to be here... aaaaand we get to play construction equipment to these 'bots I've never even heard of?

Right, you know what? I'll pass.

When's the next shuttle home? I don't feel like getting my paint dirty.

[He looks as if he's about to turn the Link off entirely, but pauses. Oh, right.]

I'm guessing it's too much to hope anyone I know showed up too? Regardless... this is Sideswipe, shoot me your location and all that.

Sideswipe: out.

Comments

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

...

Bearable?<

Did you seriously just do that?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

You better bearlieve it!

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

I'm sorry.

I can't. I can't even start to take you seriously, talking like that.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Grrr--How rude! I hope you never find the shuttle ever and hope none of your friends are here so you can be sad and lonely forever!

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Too bad for you. Mirage already contacted me.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

M-Mirage?

[He blinks.]

Y-You're lying! He wouldn't be friends with someone like you. ...He's too smart for that!

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Yes. Mirage.

Well, again, too bad. He's one of my most... intimate friends.

[... Sideswipe that's a lie.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

If that's true, then how come he never talks about you?! Huh?

[He's pretty sure his not!dad would say something about intimacy. Especially since it's so close to scoring.]

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Possibly because I'm just too good for words.

... Or he did, but he only did it in his Italian ranting.