video; | location: the general area of Vector's temple

[stabbywheelfeet]

So let me get this straight.

[Says the unfamiliar -- well, maybe unfamiliar to most -- silver Autobot lounging in a temple doorway. You heard it right, lounging. Apparently no one told him about the giant bug monsters.]

New Cybertron. A bunch of different -- [AIR QUOTES, LITERAL AIR QUOTES] -- "realities" flying around. None of us asked to be here... aaaaand we get to play construction equipment to these 'bots I've never even heard of?

Right, you know what? I'll pass.

When's the next shuttle home? I don't feel like getting my paint dirty.

[He looks as if he's about to turn the Link off entirely, but pauses. Oh, right.]

I'm guessing it's too much to hope anyone I know showed up too? Regardless... this is Sideswipe, shoot me your location and all that.

Sideswipe: out.

Comments

[Video]

[deusrexmachina]

This monkey has also been kicking monster butt since he got here.

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

I think you have me mistaken for someone who gives a damn what monkeys do.

Go find someone else to feed you an energon treat or something.

[Video]

[deusrexmachina]

Nah, it means I've got you pegged for being prissy and possibly also useless. Big, bad robot like you, chillaxin' on a table while the rest of us handle all the dirty work.

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

First of all, way to judge someone who literally just showed up. This is the first I've even heard of monsters. Second of all, there are far more important things to be concerned about than "monsters."

Maybe this is why human beings don't teach their primates vocabulary.

[Video]

[deusrexmachina]

Hey, you were the one who said you didn't wanna get your precious paint dirty. Secondly, no, not really. Because if you think you're worried about your paint now, wait until a few thirty foot long metal centipedes show up to chew your face off and spit acid all over you.

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

With manual labor. Hence saying I'm not a piece of construction equipment. Do try and pay attention if you're going to try insulting me.

I'm not worried about bugs. I've taken down worse.