video; | location: the general area of Vector's temple

[stabbywheelfeet]

So let me get this straight.

[Says the unfamiliar -- well, maybe unfamiliar to most -- silver Autobot lounging in a temple doorway. You heard it right, lounging. Apparently no one told him about the giant bug monsters.]

New Cybertron. A bunch of different -- [AIR QUOTES, LITERAL AIR QUOTES] -- "realities" flying around. None of us asked to be here... aaaaand we get to play construction equipment to these 'bots I've never even heard of?

Right, you know what? I'll pass.

When's the next shuttle home? I don't feel like getting my paint dirty.

[He looks as if he's about to turn the Link off entirely, but pauses. Oh, right.]

I'm guessing it's too much to hope anyone I know showed up too? Regardless... this is Sideswipe, shoot me your location and all that.

Sideswipe: out.

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[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Wow.

Someone hasn't grasped the concept of 'alternate universes', clearly. I'm telling you, those Nascar rejects fight more between themselves than any other group of Autobots I've ever seen.

And you know so much about me? Do you really? Color me fascinated, seeing as I've not said a single word about myself.

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Yer the first one ta actually mention what they're like on yer world. NASCAR? That human sport where they drive in circle? They take part in that?

Nah, just goin' by what I seen so far talkin' to ya. The way you came off talkin' about Wreckers, like you knew us.

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

There's a reason we don't talk about them. And yes, they do. It's stupid.

I do know you. I know you in my world. You know absolutely nothing about me, or my capabilities.