video; | location: the general area of Vector's temple

[stabbywheelfeet]

So let me get this straight.

[Says the unfamiliar -- well, maybe unfamiliar to most -- silver Autobot lounging in a temple doorway. You heard it right, lounging. Apparently no one told him about the giant bug monsters.]

New Cybertron. A bunch of different -- [AIR QUOTES, LITERAL AIR QUOTES] -- "realities" flying around. None of us asked to be here... aaaaand we get to play construction equipment to these 'bots I've never even heard of?

Right, you know what? I'll pass.

When's the next shuttle home? I don't feel like getting my paint dirty.

[He looks as if he's about to turn the Link off entirely, but pauses. Oh, right.]

I'm guessing it's too much to hope anyone I know showed up too? Regardless... this is Sideswipe, shoot me your location and all that.

Sideswipe: out.

Comments

[stabbywheelfeet]

No.

You keep away from me. Or else I'll kill you.

[noparachutes]

I am not so easy to kill, Sideswipe.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Good. I hate easy kills.

[noparachutes]

Really? They seem to be all you're capable of.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Come find me, and I'll show you how wrong you are.

[noparachutes]

I would recommend the arena. Less people to get in the way.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Right. Like I'm going to come in and fight on your turf.