[Video]

[vandalization]

[ Oh look! It's the lady in the suit. She sounds pissed. ]

Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on? Something heavy fell on my head in the medbay storage room, knocked me the hell out and I don't know how fucking long I've even been passed out under a pile of boxes.

The hell is even going on here?!

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[vandalization]

I know, I know! It's just- just the implications!

[ Flail. ]

Unless I what?!

[winged_knight]

[Wing would be lying if he said he wasn't counting on that.]

[He just snickers behind his hand. At this point he's put the communicator down out of reach of the water.]

...unless you want me to?

[vandalization]

W...

Well not on the network!

[winged_knight]

Oh. Well I learned something new today. Apparently Vandal wouldn't mind a showertime show. You and Drift have that in common.

[Though Drift always insists on audience participation.]

That's what frequency locks are for.

[He's kidding.]

[Mostly.]

[vandalization]

If I were bigger I'd give you the what-for, you know.

Oh really? In the middle of bug-crisis, huh?

[winged_knight]

When has that ever stopped you?

[Seriously. The size of your lungs seem to be all that matters Vandal. Thank goodness she hasn't taken up the habit of tugging on the audials yet.]

[But uh-oh, he's losing ground, we're back to bugs.]

Well. Maybe. If it'll get your mind off unpleasant things.

[He's mostly just making a show of getting--innocently mind you--clean. Panned out the way the video is, it's pretty obvious he's not covered in bug guts anyway. At least Vandal can rest easy now, which was the whole point to start with.]

[vandalization]

Fair enough. Maybe I should give you a portion of Drift's punishment.

[ Give it time, Wing. ]

Gosh how generous of you. I guess it's only a taboo for humans.

[winged_knight]

.....which would be?

[He can guess though, judging by the look on his face. Vandal, you're not supposed to make those threats until he's already there in your presence and can't get away. Now he'll just stall in the wash racks longer.]

[Have a smile.] Maybe it's just the lengths I'll go to for you...

tmw you've forgotten to hit submit for like two days

[vandalization]

A surprise. Get over here and see.

Oh boy, I feel special.

[ She does, but that's besides the point. ]

I have done this too many times before

[winged_knight]

Oh. Well.

[He ponders a moment and then quits the washracks in favor of medibay. That was going to me more interesting long term anyway.]

That's because you are.

[A smile, as genuine as ever.]

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[vandalization]

Flattery is actually starting to get you somewhere, you know.