re_alignment | [video]

[Look! It's a kid! Sort of. He shakes the device and hopes it's broadcasting.]

First ...

ETNA IF THIS IS YOUR DOING I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!

...

However. The bugs are kinda interesting, so I'll only halfway kick your ass.

Anyway.

Since I've been told that I cannot leave, I have decided that I will simply ...

Take over this dimension and become its new overlord!

Ahahahaha ha ha!

[Seriously he does stand there and laugh like that.]

Anyone who wishes to may become my new vassals. Anyone who opposes can challenge me and lose.

The first order of business is ...

[He shifts to point at what is obviously Prima's temple in the background]

I am claiming this place as my new castle. The previous owner may engage me in a battle to the death if they wish. But I will not go easy on them!

If they are powerful enough ... or entertaining ... I may let them become my vassal as well. Otherwise we can just skip the whole thing all together and just declare me supreme Overlord Laharl, ruler of all universes!

AHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Chick?! Oh, I see. You're just an idiot. You would get along well with Flonne.

What, ya ain't one? Ya look like most of 'em I saw on Earth. But yer missin' the chest blobs.

And I thought that Gordon's robot, Thursday, was dumb.

Stoopid, huh? Wait 'til I kick yer gooey aft an' make ya eat yer words, kiddo.

Right. You do that.