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[rednotbluethx]

[Locked to Elita One]

Heya, toots. Been thinkin' 'bout all our jam sessions an' thought we ought t'take this flirtin' to a whole new level, know what I mean? [He'd wink if he could] So's how 'bout you an' I meet up at the club an' have ourselves a coupla drinks, a few dances, then go back to my place an' bang a gong. Or yers; ain't picky! C'mon, I know a li'l somethin' 'bout Valenteen Day, havin' lived on Earth an' all fer so long. Ain't it a holiday best spent wit' someone you love - or someone ya wanna bang until yer interface circuits get all glitchy an' raw?

By the by, I made ya a li'l somethin-somethin I wanna give to ya when we meet up.

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[Locked to Megatronus]

Heya, boss. Ya mind doin' a li'l bondin' time wit' yer best soldier? [He'd wink if he could]

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[And open to everyone else:]

DON'T COME-A KNOCKIN' 'ROUND MY PLACE T'NIGHT.

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[showboater]

Say it like that, and you're gonna get everybody pokin' around.

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[rednotbluethx]

Yer gonna be severely disappointed 'bout not gettin' a personal beatin', fleshie. But maybe I'll set somethin' up t'shoot ya if ya knock.