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[stabbywheelfeet]

So... the good people of the planet have decided to throw a little formal affair? All right, I'll buy that.

But I think, before you all start getting head-over-tailpipe with excitement, I need to make one thing very clear.

[He beams at the feed.]

Dress up all you like, but there's no one on this planet as gorgeous as I am. I hope you all remember that while you're there.

Now then! Who's getting the honor of taking me?

[Sideswipe are you serious.]

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[stabbywheelfeet]

[No, never.]

It's called advertising.

[perfavore]

And mine is not, Bello?

It is popular with human females, I've found

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, yours is... I'm not sure what it is, actually.

And you want to go run around with human females?

[perfavore]

Probably a different word, but it means the same thing.

[He gives a shrug.]

Not my type, but they are easy to flatter. It is nice.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Uh huh. Sure it does.

So you like them easy, huh?

[perfavore]

[Yes.]

You came to that conclusion awfully fast.

[stabbywheelfeet]

I'm just looking at the evidence.

[perfavore]

[He rubs his fingertips together in thought, eyes glinting.]

Evidence of me charming female humans?

Sideswipe, I'm flattered you're trying to deduce my tastes.

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, the evidence of you liking an easy ride.

[perfavore]

[There's a chuckle hidden in there somewhere.]

Well, guilty as charged.

[stabbywheelfeet]

I knew it. You like them easy and quick.

[perfavore]

So you've stated.

[His hand brushes against his chestplate.]

But this is about a date, no?

[stabbywheelfeet]

That was sort of what I was going for, yes.

[perfavore]

[Those eyes seem to practically sparkle.]

I want someone who will make everyone jealous. As they say, 'blow away competition'.

And yes, fast and easy~

[stabbywheelfeet]

You've got about three out of four right, there.

I'll make them all jealous. I'll blow them all away. I'm fast. But I'm not easy.

[... you kind of are, Sideswipe.]

[perfavore]

[What those brackets said. But Mirage won't argue. He wants that date, so cater to the silver bot.]

Three out of four is not bad, no?

[stabbywheelfeet]

It could be better. By one.

[perfavore]

[He holds up a finger.]

Do you know what I also like, Sideswipe? A challenge.

[stabbywheelfeet]

[He seems to perk up a little, curious.]

... I'm listening.

[perfavore]

Easy is nice, on occasion. But that is all it is. Easy.

I want someone full of surprises.

[stabbywheelfeet]

So you think I'm surprising?

[perfavore]

Do you think you're surprising enough for me?

[stabbywheelfeet]

You're the one who wants me to date you. I always think I'm flawless, so...

[perfavore]

So is that a yes?

[AVOIDING that first statement. Too used to the second one.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Ask me again. Nicely.