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[stabbywheelfeet]

So... the good people of the planet have decided to throw a little formal affair? All right, I'll buy that.

But I think, before you all start getting head-over-tailpipe with excitement, I need to make one thing very clear.

[He beams at the feed.]

Dress up all you like, but there's no one on this planet as gorgeous as I am. I hope you all remember that while you're there.

Now then! Who's getting the honor of taking me?

[Sideswipe are you serious.]

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

[You have no idea.]

No I assume you will interface with him. All night long, maybe.

I am wrong?

[perfavore]

It's an option~

[deadlydoctor]

You are shameless. Take one to know one.

My, my...filthy autobots. Who would have guessed.

[perfavore]

I was unaware interfacing a comrade was filthy.

Do not tell me you're foreign to the concept~

[deadlydoctor]

I'm just surprised to know that Autobots did it too, you all behave like saints.

Far from that but I chose my partners better.

[perfavore]

Saints? I am flattered, Knock Out. But I will be the first to admit that we Autobots can have fun too.


Oh?

[deadlydoctor]

What a delightful discovery.

I would tell you but that would ruin the surprise.

[perfavore]

However, we choose our partners better.

Preferably ones that...are not of Decepticon origin~

[deadlydoctor]

Better is a relative term.

A wolf will choose another wolf as partner, a lamb would never do that. It doesn't mean one is better than the other.

[perfavore]

Ah, but then that means Sideswipe is just as good as your partners, no?

[deadlydoctor]

Dunno...if he were an organic animal he would probably be a loud cockatiel, so I still think you could do better pomodoro but it's up to you.

[perfavore]

I appreciate the concern, medico... but I do not believe Sideswipe is even interested.

You do not have to worry~

[stabbywheelfeet]

...

And Sideswipe believes he can still hear you both.

[perfavore]

And does Sideswipe wish to prove Mirage wrong?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Sideswipe really doesn't understand why Mirage needs to defend Sideswipe's superior framework to a Decepticon.

[perfavore]

Perhaps Mirage sees it more as telling the Decepticon what he will never have.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Mirage isn't going to have any of it either, if he keeps chatting up the enemy.

[perfavore]

...

[There's some muttering in Italian. Fine. You win.]

[stabbywheelfeet]