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So... the good people of the planet have decided to throw a little formal affair? All right, I'll buy that.

But I think, before you all start getting head-over-tailpipe with excitement, I need to make one thing very clear.

[He beams at the feed.]

Dress up all you like, but there's no one on this planet as gorgeous as I am. I hope you all remember that while you're there.

Now then! Who's getting the honor of taking me?

[Sideswipe are you serious.]

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Hah. You could be a comedian, you know.

You and Mirage are from the same world?

Of course we are. I got all the good design details, though.

And for how long have you been partners?

...

Come again?

You, him, the horizontal tango...for how long?

Who said anything about dancing?

[KO is face palming.] That was slang.

Maybe in your universe.

Everywhere. Do you want to know what it means?

If I did, we wouldn't be having this conversation, obviously.

It means that you two are fraggin' each otehr senseless.

... On a scale of one to things I never wanted to hear a Decepticon say, I'll rate that an eleven.

You are welcome.

At least you ave good taste.

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