[Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple] - Fifth Offense

[namesnotprowl]

Right, so. I hear we have a dance comin' up, and everybody needs formal wear for it. I also know that fabrics don't stand up well to all of us, f'r various reasons.

[Such as being too pointy, like him!]

So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~

[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]

If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.

[One size does not fit all on robots.]

[Encrypted to Solus Prime]

Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]

Comments

[video ONE DUDE AT A TIME]

[rednotbluethx]

Hey, you gots any fedoras, pal? [Don't ask him how he knows what a fedora is.]

Oh, also--

[locked]

I been meanin' t'give ya somethin'.

[video I SHALL HAVE ALL YOUR DUDES]

[namesnotprowl]

Not at the moment, but I'm sure I c'n work one up. Don't tell me, black with a red band? [He's just guessing, given your coloration.]

[Locked]

Have you now? Dare I ask what it is?

[video YAY]

[rednotbluethx]

I like it! But if ya got somethin' in purple with those little black dots, dat's cool too.

[Serious or not, you decide.]

[locked]

Somethin' I found. I showed it t'Megatron. Y'know, the unglyphed one. An' he told me t'give it to you. [He holds up a round, rusty object.] He said maybe you'd know what t'do with it, if it can be used for anythin'. But if not, I can take it one of the Shockwaves.

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

We'll see what I c'n find. Lucky for both of us that I'm a pretty resourceful mech.

[No matter what, he will fabulously coordinate with you current paint scheme because that is how he rolls.]

[Locked]

Hrm... [He leans in closer to the video to examine the object.] I'm flattered he thought of me. I'll have to take a look at it in person, honestly, and get some of the rust off. Looks like it might be a viable part for something, though.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

I'm countin' on ya. Don't disappoint me. [He says that like it's almost a threat. Are you scared? Good.]

[locked]

Right. Well, if yer comin' to the dance, I can give it to ya when we ain't busy partyin' an' pickin' up sleazy chicks.

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

Oh, I don't disappoint my clients, believe me. [If only he was easier to scare.]

[Locked]

Sounds like a plan. I'm sure we'll be able to get that much free time, at least.