[Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple] - Fifth Offense

[namesnotprowl]

Right, so. I hear we have a dance comin' up, and everybody needs formal wear for it. I also know that fabrics don't stand up well to all of us, f'r various reasons.

[Such as being too pointy, like him!]

So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~

[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]

If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.

[One size does not fit all on robots.]

[Encrypted to Solus Prime]

Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]

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video none of your hats are sufficiently weeaboo

[sword_redemption]

[Barricade sees before him a mech who has been lovingly bullied into this whole dance dress up thing. Who looks really unhappy. But, he is dutiful and he gave his word. ]

I guess I do.

[Glum. He will be the mopiest bouncer in the history of bouncing.]

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[invisiblepinkboat]

I'm not sure I'd be interested in either the... hats or a cane, but...

[Trailing off, Elita took something out of subspace and opened her hand. Crystals from the trees out on the edge of Solus' quadrant glittered in the light from her room. She's thought about the whole "formal wear"; going by human standards wasn't something she'd ever do, and even without that a hat seemed quite silly... and not something she could really wear.

A cane, if she needed to fight, would be more in the way than not. This, then was the compromise. The crystals were hard, but not impossible to shape.]

I wouldn't mind some suggestions how to use these. Something that won't be in the way, and could, if necessary, be used by itself.

[She had a vague idea of something like a few long, connecting "strings", but she was certainly open to suggestions, or, if Barricade came up with a similar idea, his take on it.]

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[perfavore]

[Mirage is most definitely not a hat person, but he's interested in your talents, Barricade. A claw goes up to his 'mouth', thinking this over before speaking up.]

You are skilled in metalworking, Polizia?

I take it a bow tie did not suit you either.

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I still don't understand the reason for formal attire, but...

Would a scarf work?

[He read about those. But he can't remember if they go around the neck... or the waist.]

I figure it's simple enough.

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[rednotbluethx]

Hey, you gots any fedoras, pal? [Don't ask him how he knows what a fedora is.]

Oh, also--

[locked]

I been meanin' t'give ya somethin'.

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[raceme]

We really have to dress all fancy? I've never done that. And I can't wear hats.

[deadlydoctor]

[ Here comes the fashion police] You made those?

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[heavymetalgenkigirl]

Ohhh Barricade, are you going to the dance?

I happen to be looking for someone to go with. I would ask Bulk, but I think there is someone else he would rather go to the dance with.

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[tearsofsteel]

There is?

Thanks, but dances aren't my thing.

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[wherenobotsgone]

Oh, that's wonderful! I could use some help with accesories. Though probably not a hat. I hardly need to look even taller.

... maybe a bow tie?

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[solianpolarity]

Hmm. I had not intended to attend this event, but your creations are...intriguing.

Works solely for the sake of looks and artistry are not generally my forte, but I find the designs pleasing.

[A thoughtful moment and she nods, smile faint but clear.]

Very well. I accept.

[skidaddle]

Okay, you're good at this.

[Making metal hats? Damn, he should have thought of that.]

I only just started on a few, myself, but in the interests of getting all bases covered can I come see what you've been up to?

[Because yes, he can pick up skills insanely fast, but it really...helps...if he has some idea of what he's supposed to be doing.]

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[notyourblueangel]

[Oh, hey. You. TC remembers speaking to you briefly some time back.]

Formal wear? ["Wuzzat?" Sorry - he's been at war for almost as long as he can remember, he barely has a concept of "normal socializing", let alone something like "dress-up".] And what's this about a dance? What kind of dance? [He only know what would amount to "aerial dance", but he can count the number of flyers in Haven on one hand so...probably not his definition of "dance".]