[Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple] - Fifth Offense

[namesnotprowl]

Right, so. I hear we have a dance comin' up, and everybody needs formal wear for it. I also know that fabrics don't stand up well to all of us, f'r various reasons.

[Such as being too pointy, like him!]

So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~

[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]

If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.

[One size does not fit all on robots.]

[Encrypted to Solus Prime]

Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]

Comments

[namesnotprowl]

I realize. Believe me. But hats are some of the simplest formal accessories available.

[For those looking to fulfill the requirement, at least.]

Nothing as of yet, but I'm contemplating a few designs t'be worn around the waist. Depends on how much freedom of movement or design intricacy you're lookin' for, though.

[deadlydoctor]

That's true.

I would like some sort of cuffs, I have a design in mind. I can always try to make them on my own. And I need a lot of freedom of movement, actually. [In case he pisses someone off.]

What will you wear?

[namesnotprowl]

Doable. Just need t'take a look at your plans. And trust me, I get the need for freedom of movement. [He has remarkably mobile armor, himself.]

As for what I chose... I don't actually need to wear it. Making a walking cane. Whole nine yards on it and everything.
[It's all about the intricate handle for him.]

[deadlydoctor]

Excellent, I'll have faith in your abilities. [That one is always useful.]

I take it as it wont' be just a simple cane?

[namesnotprowl]

Good. I'll make certain it's not misplaced.

[He chuckles.] Now what kind of fake cop would I be, if my pseudo-baton wasn't more than just a cane?
[This is going to be the most fashionable telescoping nightstick in existence.]

[deadlydoctor]

I appreciate it. Maybe sometimes we could go out for a drink. Who cares if those are free, shhh.]

A deceptive one. [Snicker.]

[namesnotprowl]

Maybe. I wouldn't be opposed to a few drinks with a fellow medic and Solian. [And since they didn't have to pay...]

Heh. Well, I have to keep a few of its secrets to myself~

[deadlydoctor]

Then we have a future date.

We all love those.

[namesnotprowl]

So we do. I look forward to it.

Mm, they are what makes life fun, I must agree.