[Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple] - Fifth Offense

[namesnotprowl]

Right, so. I hear we have a dance comin' up, and everybody needs formal wear for it. I also know that fabrics don't stand up well to all of us, f'r various reasons.

[Such as being too pointy, like him!]

So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~

[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]

If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.

[One size does not fit all on robots.]

[Encrypted to Solus Prime]

Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]

Comments

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[namesnotprowl]

That too. Which usually takes less effort than building something to do the same thing.

[Sounds like he's familiar with the concept? Oh yeah.]

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[tearsofsteel]

You know what you're talking about. That's the human race right there: doing something because it takes less effort.

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[namesnotprowl]

Seen it in action with humans plenty of times. And with my Cybertronians too, for that matter. Though when inciting war is your easy way out...

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

I keep hearing about that...do you know what started it? The war between your kind?

[Video]

[namesnotprowl]

It's different in every dimension. Sometimes it's about class equality, sometimes it's about energon - our fuel source. Mine... mine was about power and the best way to protect our planet.

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[tearsofsteel]

But it always turns out the same...

[That's a bit of a depressing fact.]

[Video]

[namesnotprowl]

Sometimes it turns out worse than the same.

[Which is a sadder fact, he thinks.]