[Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple] - Fifth Offense

[namesnotprowl]

Right, so. I hear we have a dance comin' up, and everybody needs formal wear for it. I also know that fabrics don't stand up well to all of us, f'r various reasons.

[Such as being too pointy, like him!]

So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~

[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]

If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.

[One size does not fit all on robots.]

[Encrypted to Solus Prime]

Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]

Comments

[raceme]

Yeah.

A wallflower? [Oh wait, he gets it.] I'm not all that good at dancing. I never danced with anybody.

[namesnotprowl]

Never? Oh, well we oughta do something about that.

I could teach you a bit, if you like; I know my way around the dance floor. [Like the whole thing.]

[raceme]

No, we didn't celebrate many parties.

[Show him your sexy moves, Barricade.]I'm not sure if that's a good idea. Where did you learn?

[namesnotprowl]

Really? That unfortunate. 'Course, we didn't celebrate much back home either.

[He has all the sexiest moves~] Earth, mostly. You know they have video tutorials f'r dancing on their planet? Few of them are pretty easy for beginners to learn, too.

[raceme]

Looks like most of us didn't had the opportunity to celebrate many things.

[Oh Mr. Barricade, ohhh ohhh]No, I had no idea. If only those were available here.

[namesnotprowl]

Let's blame the wars. They were such a style-cramper.

Well, luckily you've got the next best thing. Me. [The proudest mech~]

[raceme]

Seems like the perfect excuse.

Uh huh. We will see if that's true. [He's not counting on dancing at all, so...]

[namesnotprowl]

So we shall. Though I must warn you, I've taught an Optimus Prime himself the finer points of ballroom dancing~ [He will so get you to dance, just you wait.]

DAT ICON

[raceme]

What, really? [Uh huh. Let's hope Blurr's really in the mood for dancing.]

I love that one it's so slimy :3

[namesnotprowl]

I did indeed. And if I c'n teach him to dance, I'm sure I can teach you to, too.

It's mesmerizing. I love it.

[raceme]

That's impressive. O-okay then. We will see.

I am glad you approve!

[namesnotprowl]

So we shall. Keep yourself outta trouble, all right?

adhgajksd but of course ♥♥♥

[raceme]

I will try.