Barricade [Bayverse] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
namesnotprowl) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
re_alignment2013-02-20 08:41 am
namesnotprowl) wrote in re_alignment2013-02-20 08:41 am
Entry tags:
[Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple] - Fifth Offense
Right, so. I hear we have a dance comin' up, and everybody needs formal wear for it. I also know that fabrics don't stand up well to all of us, f'r various reasons.
[Such as being too pointy, like him!]
So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~
[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]
If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.
[One size does not fit all on robots.]
[Encrypted to Solus Prime]
Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]
[Such as being too pointy, like him!]
So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~
[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]
If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.
[One size does not fit all on robots.]
[Encrypted to Solus Prime]
Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]
no subject
... Also whoever designed that ship needs to get their processor looked at. That doesn't sound efficient at all.
[Yes, more concerned with efficiency than with murder. Good on you, Barricade.]
I have. And sometimes it's even been the fun kinda interesting.
Formerly Decepticons. Currently neither.
[Because he hates zombies and Soundwaves and a Soundwave trying to control zombies was just right out.
... Though Megatron always made a good case for rejoining.]
no subject
Yes.
Very inefficient.
[Why build giant robots with swords if they can't even kill anything?]
Oh really?
What swayed you?
[He shouldn't have been surprised. The tentacles were a big giveaway.]
no subject
[He doesn't think much of building things that don't work the way they should.]
Mistreatment by my faction. Being saved by those who should've been my enemies when my fellows left me to die.
Seeing a Soundwave try to control an army of the undead didn't exactly help, either.
no subject
Er. Right. For them. It was a real optic cleanser let me tell you. If every morning started off that way I'd probably need to see a psychiatrist.
[Thankfully, there is Rung.]
I never got the impression that the Decepticons were nice guys, so...
That must have been some mistreatment.
As for the undead--point granted.
no subject
[Though Rung seemed like a pretty tough psychiatrist from what he's seen. Who knows?]
I'll admit that I c'n put up with a lot from Decepticons - I've got thick plating in more ways than one...
But sometimes they push just a little too far.
Figured as much. Haven't met a mech yet that actually likes zombies.