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[rednotbluethx]

[Frenzy is so happy you're all tuning in for another one of his delightful videos. And so soon! He's so grateful for his fans! And you can tell! Because he's got this big shit-eating grin on his face.]

Since yer 'Con here is gonna be yer kickaft DJ at the upcomin' party, I gotta look good. Especially when I take a break t'dance wit' my old lady. [He's talking about you, Elita.] An' maybe a few more of you's - if yer lucky. [Megatronus? Call me?]

But check dis out! Check dis out! [He ducks out of view below the screen, fussing with something.] I got me the perfect new hat! [More shuffling and a second later, Frenzy stands. His smile is wider. On his head is a strange bit of human attire that any human here will tell you is quite obviously a bra. A really bright, perky bra. On his head.]

Check it! Ain't dis cool? Kinda makes me feel like I'm a pilot or somethin'! Gonna climb in my cockpit an' shoot some fraggers down. [Frenzy then gives the double barrel finger snaps.] Gotta admit, though... I was thinkin' dis would be a bit bigger, but kinda small fer... [Shrugs] Ah, well! [He adjusts the bra aka aviator goggles a bit.] Gonna make a fashion statement wit' dis baby! Soon everyone will be wantin' t'wear one!

But anyway! [Frenzy tugs at the straps hanging by his face] I'm thinkin' some of you ladies need a li'l... spin 'round the record, know what I mean? [really creepy snicker that seems to block out a distant, angry noise--an angry noise that seems to be growing louder by the second] An' I'm thinkin' once I take ya on the dance floor, I'll take ya--

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子!

[That aforementioned angry noise from earlier has turned into a very loud, very angry shrieking of a young woman; Frenzy looks up just in time for a foot to come smashing down right in his face. In a blur of color and furious Chinese profanity and Frenzy's screaming, there's suddenly the perfect view of a pair of pretty panties beneath a skirt right in front of the screen and, consequently, right in your face, as Shaoshao bends over and proceeds to brutally beat the tape out of the Cassetticon.

Look away if you can.]

[ooc: Shaoshao's obviously the lady in red; prepare for responses from either her and/or Frenzy!]

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[dammitjapan]

[Shaoshao's knuckles may be bruised if not broken and bleeding by the end of this

but beating the living tape out of Frenzy for stealing her damn bra may just be worth it]

不要脸的东西!!

[SHAMELESS, FRENZY, ABSOLUTELY SHAMELESS.]

[action - HOPE THIS IS OKAY uvu]

[rednotbluethx]

[Fortunately, Frenzy's still in pretty mint condition. Like a toy that never left the box - but the box had been thrown around the warehouse a few times. He stands, visor cracked (THIS WAS GETTING GODDAMN RIDICULOUS WITH THE VISOR) and covered in a variety of dents. He sways, facing the woman who isn't much bigger than him.]

Geez, flesh-hag! Da Hell is yer problem!? Someone outta getcha a leash fer yer collar! [He points to her pretty neck jewelry] An' whatta need those goggles fer anyway!?

[action IT'S GOOD]

[dammitjapan]

[DOES SHAOSHAO CARE

no

no she does not

she stands there, huffing, hands hurting, glaring death at the robot who is, for once, on her level]

You. Stole. My. BRA!

[Frenzy have you gotten enough of a panty shot yet

probably so but just in case you haven't

have a high

fucking

KICK

STRAIGHT TO YOUR CHIN]

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[rednotbluethx]

[Frenzy was distracted by her panty flash if only because, what? But yeah that doesn't last long as he flips back from the kick to his chin. He scrambles and sits up, huffing and puffing.]

Ya better start runnin', ugly! Because I'm gonna blast yer sorry blobby aft t'the high Heavens! [That sound? Is the sound of a sonic blast powering up. AWWW YEAH.]

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[pasteurized]

[...robots.]

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[originaldragoon]

[So much face palming here.]

That was not a hat...

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[rednotbluethx]

Yea, well, nobody asked you, butt blobs! [Ow his head hurts shouting now]

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[originaldragoon]

Charming personality you have to go with your intellect. [you can just feel the sarcasm coming off those words.]

If you did not want anyone to make a comment then maybe you should not have made the video and acted like a fool.

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[namesnotprowl]

Ah... Frenzy, I think we should talk about what exactly that is...

[After Barricade has to stop trying so hard to not laugh.]

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[rednotbluethx]

[Around the clobbering] It don't matter it looks good on me dat's--dat's all that matters!

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[namesnotprowl]

It's an undergarment worn by female humans and I think it belongs to the one beating the scrap outta you.

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[deadlydoctor]

Thanks for the news, I will make sure to disconnect my audio receptors. You got a date? Who's the poor soul and what are you blackmailing her with?

[Knock Out stares for a second and then he burst out laughing at the view of the bra.] Do you even know what you are wearing?

[Then after Shaoshao's entrance Knock Out is just clapping.] I give you a 10, madam.

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[dammitjapan]

At least one of you has some respect.

ok!

[deadlydoctor]

I try, miss. You gave him what he deserved.

I'm Knock Out.

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[rednotbluethx]

[Incoherent threatening and yelling and name calling over hissing and spitting and fighting. Hope you got all of that, because it sure was an offensive tangent.]

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[deadlydoctor]

Language, kid. There's a lady present.

[Video] LMFAO Frenzy never change! XD

[notyourblueangel]

[So . . . he WAS going to make a snarky comment about how little Cassettes have no business playing at being aviators, unless they're flying from taking a drop-kick in the aft, but . . . okay, his turn to just laugh himself silly at your expense.]

Getting your aft handed to you by a fleshling now, Frenzy?

Human, I think I'm impressed. [Actually, there's no "think" about it.]

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[rednotbluethx]

Ya, whateva, I totally whipped yer puny fleshy butt! [huff] An' fer complimentin' dat psycho, I'm gonna kick yer aft next we meet!

[Video] heh, I'd apologize for him...but... XD;;;

[notyourblueangel]

Frenzy, you can't even reach my aft.

[And that's even if he keeps both thrusters on the ground.]

[Video] Forgive the massive backtag? >>

[glitteratimedic]

Frenzy...?

[Wait- URK. Is that-]

Shaoshao???!

[By Vector Sigma, he can't watch.]

[Video] forgiven~

[dammitjapan]

What?!

[after she's dealt with a certain cassette, of course...]

[Video] :>

[glitteratimedic]

[Wargh all the yelling. Why did he ping her again?

...Oh, right. Surprise.]

...Shaoshao. When did you get here?

[video] np! :D

[rednotbluethx]

[Also after he's done dealing with a certain squishy human] What!?

[video] ;3!

[glitteratimedic]

[...Why did he butt in again?]

Er. What are you doing?