Sunday SUNDAY Sunday

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh, Haven, have you missed Whirl?  That's because you don't have AWESOME O VISION so you couldn't even see the vast gobs of awesome he has been racking up. Scads of the stuff. He's rolling in awesomeness. ]

[And he feels generous so he'll share some.]

[The video feed comes on to...Whirl's awesome face. And then he steps back to reveal two of the weird little disklike probes Shockwave's sent out.  Only they're each covered in a luchador mask. Because Whirl makes the best use of the Junk Pile, ever.  They're currently circling each other, warily.  Each has a small, primitive, remote control box making a bump under the mask..]

Hey. Whoever keeps sending these things into my room.

A) Fraggin' pervert.  Jetfire if it's you I swear to Primus I'm gonna start wondering about you.

B) Thanks. Because these are the best toy ever.  

Everyone else: I'd like you to meet El Poopo del Toro and Chilly con Carnage. 

[Of course those names rock. He thought them up himself.]

They're here to fight to the death for your amusement.  [He holds up two controllers, obviously for the drones.]

So. Who's in? [Because this is totes boring by himself. ]

Comments

[video]

[adamndoctor]

This is almost a bit wrong, what you're doing.

[pause]

My money's on Carnage.

[By money, he means he'll give you... a shiny rock or something.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Almost? [That sounds like fractions. Which sounds like math. ]

[Whirl hates math.]

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Yeah Carnage does have that killer gleam in his optics, doesn't he?

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Well, they ain't sentient, right? Plus I've had to chase a couple out with a broom I found. [scowl] Swear to God, felt like an old woman wavin' that thing around.

Also, I guess I just get that "vibe" from Carnage... Actually, no, I just don't like the sound of "poopo".

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

If they were sentient, I wouldn't need these to control them.

[Whirl has his principles! Kind of!]

Hey, with a name like 'poopo' he's got all the more reason to be a badaft.

[skidaddle]

Hey, if you get any more of those, send them my way.

Got any stats on them?

[Because he needs some percentages before he puts any money down.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You mean they ain't been crawling in your room? Lucky.

They're not as fun as they look. Seriously. The one I tried to ride just...sorta died.

[Ooops?]

Chilly's got the mass advantage, but Toro spins faster.

[skidaddle]

They don't look like they're for riding, so maybe they are as fun as they look.

Honestly? You should try target practice.

[He weighs them up for a moment.]

So similar momentum, all told. I'll go with mass, then, since the forces are the same.

[He's betting on science!]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hey.

[He's not sure if he should be offended or not. ]

Target practice would be boring.

[Because he is that damn good and he'll gladly tell you about how good he is.]

Good enough. What's your bet?

[Bet on science? When Whirl's around? Skids. It's like you don't even know Whirl at all!!! ]

[voice]

[catwoman]

They look kinda cute if you ask me.

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

By 'cute' you mean 'lethal little bumping machines' right?

[You better.]

[voice]

[catwoman]

I didn't know you were afraid of something like that.

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hey, I'm just lookin' out for you. They hear you talkin' about them like that they might, you know, come after you.

[Video]

[heytheresugarbot]

[Oh wow that looks like violence!

Quickstrike likes violence.]

I dun really care, I just wanna see them tear each other to pieces!

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, working on that. Right now they just sorta...bump each other around.

[He's a clockmaking jerk, not a robotics expert!]

[Video]

[heytheresugarbot]

Awww, that's all?

[It's not possible for a Predacon to sound even more disappointed than he does.]

Maybe if ya stick explosives on them?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What? They're a fraggin' prototype.


Better'n you probably did with these things. [Don't tell him they left you alone! He will really start feeling special!]

That's the big finale.

[Video]

[angleofscience]

... No, they aren't mine.

[Whirl, have a dry, arch look.]

Why are you assuming they're mine anyway?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

A) Light bugs. IN MY FACE. There's precedent.

B) You've been awfully quiet and it ain't been making Splat's floaty thingie of death, so you must be up to something.

[Sound logic.]

[Video]

[angleofscience]

They were hardly programmed to go for your optic, Whirl. Merely because they did so, attracted by the brightest point on your frame and perhaps assisted by your rather muted colours, does not follow that they were meant to.

[Jetfire rubs his chin and then lays his arms over his chest, leaving the arm with the camera on top.]

I've been making geological surveys, taking ore samples and planning for a trip to one of the moons, plus sharing space with with alternate.

[Dryly. Are you appeased yet, Whirl?]

[dinnerdate]

You have fighting drones now? ...They don't look like they can do much, Whirl.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Appearances can be deceiving. It's part of their stealth...ness.

[Oh right, wait. Whirl's not talking to you. ]

[dinnerdate]

Why would they need stealth?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Puh-leaze, chickenbutt, yer drones ain't got nuttin' on mine. My drones could kick yer drones's pistons to the fraggin' moon. [Yet he isn't going to show you them.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? What are their names?

[Because that's all he needs to know to know his are better.

[No wait. All he needs to know to know that is that he's Whirl.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Def Zeppelin, Jr; Queen Mercury Van Halen; Guns 'n' Metallica!

Yea, yea, you can bet yer aftface they're aft kickers!

[Though DefZep is sort of in pieces right now and Mercury is missing his bottom half... STILL HE'S NOT GONNA SHOW YOU]