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re_alignment2013-03-02 02:22 pm
whirlybird_of_prey) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-02 02:22 pm
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Sunday SUNDAY Sunday
[Oh, Haven, have you missed Whirl? That's because you don't have AWESOME O VISION so you couldn't even see the vast gobs of awesome he has been racking up. Scads of the stuff. He's rolling in awesomeness. ]
[And he feels generous so he'll share some.]
[The video feed comes on to...Whirl's awesome face. And then he steps back to reveal two of the weird little disklike probes Shockwave's sent out. Only they're each covered in a luchador mask. Because Whirl makes the best use of the Junk Pile, ever. They're currently circling each other, warily. Each has a small, primitive, remote control box making a bump under the mask..]
Hey. Whoever keeps sending these things into my room.
A) Fraggin' pervert. Jetfire if it's you I swear to Primus I'm gonna start wondering about you.
B) Thanks. Because these are the best toy ever.
Everyone else: I'd like you to meet El Poopo del Toro and Chilly con Carnage.
[Of course those names rock. He thought them up himself.]
They're here to fight to the death for your amusement. [He holds up two controllers, obviously for the drones.]
So. Who's in? [Because this is totes boring by himself. ]
[And he feels generous so he'll share some.]
[The video feed comes on to...Whirl's awesome face. And then he steps back to reveal two of the weird little disklike probes Shockwave's sent out. Only they're each covered in a luchador mask. Because Whirl makes the best use of the Junk Pile, ever. They're currently circling each other, warily. Each has a small, primitive, remote control box making a bump under the mask..]
Hey. Whoever keeps sending these things into my room.
A) Fraggin' pervert. Jetfire if it's you I swear to Primus I'm gonna start wondering about you.
B) Thanks. Because these are the best toy ever.
Everyone else: I'd like you to meet El Poopo del Toro and Chilly con Carnage.
[Of course those names rock. He thought them up himself.]
They're here to fight to the death for your amusement. [He holds up two controllers, obviously for the drones.]
So. Who's in? [Because this is totes boring by himself. ]
no subject
They do have good aeromayhemic potential.
[That is totally a scientific word.]
Markers? Permanent?
[His tiny little brain module is nigh dizzy with troll ability.]
no subject
[Not that he has a dictionary to prove it, but he's sure it isn't real.]
Yeah. It says so on the packaging.
[Which he holds up for perusal. 50 colors, all permanent.]
I bet this.
What do I get if I win?
no subject
[Because that word would have a picture of Whirl by the definition.]
[L@@K at all those colors. Whirl may, in fact, twitch.]
If you win?
[Frag. Whirl doesn't have much. ]
What you want? I got det cord, det caps, propex, and Splat.
no subject
[It already does.]
O...kay. What is a Splat?