Because you know how Whirl can't resist tentacles.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Locked FROM Skids.]

[Whirl is in his quarters, which you might at first think is an armory. Pretty damn close. Thankfully, Megatronus doesn't make him clean his room or keep pins in his grenades or other annoying things. ]

[Behold Whirl arming up. He likes options, okay? ]

So.  Hear we got us some undead problems.

['Scuse him while he racks a shotgun.]

You see Skids, you let me know.  Or the usual: slavering, tentacles, undead sounds like GRARGGFSF, that sorta thing. 

[Because Skids is a pal, and Whirl will gladly shoot him in the head.  For, uh, for the greater good?]

[Locked to Skids]

Hey, Mr. Conveniently Lost Memory.  Just a little trivia.  

I hear I have a positively scrumptious spark.

Ding ding ding, that's the dinnerbell.

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Woops, sorry, that was a mistake . Fingers wtf

[deadlydoctor]

You have no idea.

What the frag you care about me caring or not about an Autobot tryin' to kill another Autobot who tried to kill another Autobot?

We can just lock him until he's back to normal.

sorry I honestly couldn't figure out what you'd intended.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Autobot business, ugly. You should be happier the fewer of us there are.

Unless you're the world's failiest Decepticon.

[Looking at you, he wouldn't be surprised.]

And how, exactly, do you know he's gonna GET back to normal, huh? You have somethin' to do with this?

Oh no it was my fault. I was watching House MD and thinking of medics XD

[deadlydoctor]

Like I fraggin' care, luxo.

Said the world's failiest Autobot.

And how do you know he won't? Like I would tell you if that were the case.

House has that power!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Failiest? You ain't read my Autopedia entry.

Because you don't come back from being undead. You don't get UN UNDEAD. Doesn't even make a real word.

So true. Sexy medics are very inspiring

[deadlydoctor]

And I won't because I don't really give a glitch about you. [Autopedia, what the frag is that?]

It's possible if you ave the right means.

But Skids is not dead, so that doesn't matter.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Then why you give a slag about Blurr or Skids?

Not in my world. Sparkeaters are from my world. You don't know scrap.

[deadlydoctor]

I like Skids's sense of humor and he owes me a drink.

A killing machine is a killing machine. Only the methods vary. If in my world we managed to trap Unicron I'm sure he we can find a way to trap whatever Skids is right now and then find a cure.

If we can't cure him then I'll glad you help you to kill him.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Liked. Listen, stupid. He ain't Skids anymore.

[Whirl is suspicious beyond suspicious. Suddenly this Decepticon is acting like they should work together. Someone here is fraggin' off their gimbals and it ain't Whirl.]

I'll cure him good. Trust me.

And trust me, last thing I need is a Decepticon's help killing anything.

[Click. He's so done with you.]