Because you know how Whirl can't resist tentacles.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Locked FROM Skids.]

[Whirl is in his quarters, which you might at first think is an armory. Pretty damn close. Thankfully, Megatronus doesn't make him clean his room or keep pins in his grenades or other annoying things. ]

[Behold Whirl arming up. He likes options, okay? ]

So.  Hear we got us some undead problems.

['Scuse him while he racks a shotgun.]

You see Skids, you let me know.  Or the usual: slavering, tentacles, undead sounds like GRARGGFSF, that sorta thing. 

[Because Skids is a pal, and Whirl will gladly shoot him in the head.  For, uh, for the greater good?]

[Locked to Skids]

Hey, Mr. Conveniently Lost Memory.  Just a little trivia.  

I hear I have a positively scrumptious spark.

Ding ding ding, that's the dinnerbell.

Comments

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

I'm wondering if it's worth it trying to convince not to shoot anyone.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Depends: You like futility?]

Listen. You ever faced one of these things?

[Whirl almost has and he has plans, man. PLANS.]

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

No, but I've dealt with worse things. Trained things.

Anyway, it's the law comittee's choice what we do with it.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You only think you've seen worse because you don't have a spark.

[Just like Whirl wouldn't give a slag about zombies because: no brains.]

Oh, right. The Law Committee. How could I fraggin' forget. They've been so on top of things in the past. Prism. Overlord. Now this.

They can't even decide that assault is a fraggin' crime. [At least that's what he'd gotten out of his last convo with McCrane.]

[deadlydoctor]

You are not killing him.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Your psychic powers are on the fritz. I sure am.

Besides, what the frag you care about an Autobot tryin' to kill another Autobot who tried to kill another Autobot?

Woops, sorry, that was a mistake . Fingers wtf

[deadlydoctor]

You have no idea.

What the frag you care about me caring or not about an Autobot tryin' to kill another Autobot who tried to kill another Autobot?

We can just lock him until he's back to normal.

sorry I honestly couldn't figure out what you'd intended.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Autobot business, ugly. You should be happier the fewer of us there are.

Unless you're the world's failiest Decepticon.

[Looking at you, he wouldn't be surprised.]

And how, exactly, do you know he's gonna GET back to normal, huh? You have somethin' to do with this?

Oh no it was my fault. I was watching House MD and thinking of medics XD

[deadlydoctor]

Like I fraggin' care, luxo.

Said the world's failiest Autobot.

And how do you know he won't? Like I would tell you if that were the case.

[Video]

[warp]

So what'd I get if I find him? Can I watch?

[Starscream did say he shouldn't get in trouble, but hey...]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Ew. Decepticons. This place sure is running to the pits.]

You? You probably get dead.

Me? I get awesome killinatin'.

[Video]

[warp]

[Ew, Autobutts. This place is already a pit.]

Oh, please. Why're you askin', then?

[Skywarp just snickers, not partcularly unsettled by the off hand death threat. Business as usual.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Maybe because I don't care if you're dead?

[It is Whirl, after all.]

[Text]

[skidaddle]

Where are you?

[He's got a one-track mind right now, as much as there's still some Skids left in it. Regardless, his tactics could use some refining.]

[Text]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh, well, hello there, not at all suspicious text. ]

[Gameface, Whirl. Gameface. Try not to sound too excited. NO CHORTLING.]

Chez Awesome.

That's 'my quarters' to you.

[Text]

[skidaddle]

Whirl.

Something is wrong.

[You're in Megatronus's quadrant, you say?]

[Text]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You bet something's fraggin' wrong.

[Called...you, Skidsferatu.]

Yeah? You need some 'help'? [As in high caliber through the cranium?]

[Video]

[organ_pharming]

For once, we are in agreement on what must be done.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What do you know? You're not entirely stupid. Fraggin' world is full of surprises.

Re: [Video]

[organ_pharming]

I would have thought my doctorate was proof of that.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You'd think so, huh?

Didn't know they gave out degrees in Evil Genius.

[It's a compliment: he's calling you a genius?]

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Wait, we got a sparkeater on the loose?

If it's because of this recent flux of transformations, Skids... Look, we should detain him first.

... And by "we", I mean, someone should go with you, because you tend to fire first then ask questions later.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Soon to be ex sparkeater.

[Can you see the Plans? They are glowing around him.]

Yeah don't worry. I'll detain the scrap outta him.

[Oh wait, 'detain' isn't related to 'detonate'?]

...you say that like there's a better order for that.

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Shooting off his arms and legs would not count as detainment, Whirl. [sigh] Look, can you just bring someone with you? Someone that can stop you from blowing something up in an attempt to kill Skids.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Pffff. Don't you know nothing?

Gotta go for the head with these things.