Because you know how Whirl can't resist tentacles.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Locked FROM Skids.]

[Whirl is in his quarters, which you might at first think is an armory. Pretty damn close. Thankfully, Megatronus doesn't make him clean his room or keep pins in his grenades or other annoying things. ]

[Behold Whirl arming up. He likes options, okay? ]

So.  Hear we got us some undead problems.

['Scuse him while he racks a shotgun.]

You see Skids, you let me know.  Or the usual: slavering, tentacles, undead sounds like GRARGGFSF, that sorta thing. 

[Because Skids is a pal, and Whirl will gladly shoot him in the head.  For, uh, for the greater good?]

[Locked to Skids]

Hey, Mr. Conveniently Lost Memory.  Just a little trivia.  

I hear I have a positively scrumptious spark.

Ding ding ding, that's the dinnerbell.

Comments

[Video]

[warp]

So what'd I get if I find him? Can I watch?

[Starscream did say he shouldn't get in trouble, but hey...]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Ew. Decepticons. This place sure is running to the pits.]

You? You probably get dead.

Me? I get awesome killinatin'.

[Video]

[warp]

[Ew, Autobutts. This place is already a pit.]

Oh, please. Why're you askin', then?

[Skywarp just snickers, not partcularly unsettled by the off hand death threat. Business as usual.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Maybe because I don't care if you're dead?

[It is Whirl, after all.]

[Video]

[warp]

Maybe I'll just kill him myself, then. [Just to deprive you of the pleasure, Whirl~]

Shouldn't be too hard to find.

[Or maybe just lure Whirl and Skids together whith Whirl at a disadvantage... Skywarp's optics narrow a little at the thought, but there won't be any mention out loud.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You can try, sure.

Because only thing better than one undead horror I gotta kill is...two undead horrors, one of them a stupid 'con.

[He is entirely sincere about that, btw.]

[Video]

[warp]

What, these things are like vampires?

[Death threats are old hats and summarily ignored as Skywarp scrunches his nasal ridge, frowning at Whirl through the feed.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Ew, no. I heard about those.

[Let's hope Skids doesn't get boobages like Britt.]

Vampires are stupid, anyway. [Mostly because Skywarp brought them up.]

[Video]

[warp]

Well, you're the one who brought up there'd be more of 'em and that'd only happen if he'll make more from his victims like vampires do!

[Sneer.

And since Skids isn't a human female, he shough be safe from the boobage.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Point.]

[Whirl hates it when others have good points. Especially when they're dirty stinkin' cons. ]

Look. Why don't you just, I don't know, work on your evil chortle or something and let the undead-slaying experts handle this?

[Video]

[warp]

No like likes a mech who can't admit it when someone else's right, y'know.

[And he'll just give Whirl an example of said "evil chortle" though admittedly it's probably just obnoxious and mocking before Skywarp gives a sloppy salute.]

I'll just go kill your undead-not-vampire before you, then.

[Aaaand the feed cuts.]