re_alignment | Because you know how Whirl can't resist tentacles.

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Because you know how Whirl can't resist tentacles.

[Locked FROM Skids.]

[Whirl is in his quarters, which you might at first think is an armory. Pretty damn close. Thankfully, Megatronus doesn't make him clean his room or keep pins in his grenades or other annoying things. ]

[Behold Whirl arming up. He likes options, okay? ]

So. Hear we got us some undead problems.

['Scuse him while he racks a shotgun.]

You see Skids, you let me know. Or the usual: slavering, tentacles, undead sounds like GRARGGFSF, that sorta thing.

[Because Skids is a pal, and Whirl will gladly shoot him in the head. For, uh, for the greater good?]

[Locked to Skids]

Hey, Mr. Conveniently Lost Memory. Just a little trivia.

I hear I have a positively scrumptious spark.

Ding ding ding, that's the dinnerbell.

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For once, we are in agreement on what must be done.

What do you know? You're not entirely stupid. Fraggin' world is full of surprises.

I would have thought my doctorate was proof of that.

You'd think so, huh?

Didn't know they gave out degrees in Evil Genius.

[It's a compliment: he's calling you a genius?]

Strange. They seem to have left out the 'evil' part on mine. What an egregious oversight.

Would you mind bringing the body by after you manage to to bring him down? I'm sure Liege and I can make some head way on what happened to the unfortunate mech.

[WHY WITH THE BIG WORDS, Pharma?]

Yeah, sorta like that oversight they made putting you in charge of anything.

[It's true. Whirl feels almost smug and good-citizenny next to you.]

That implies there's gonna be enough pieces to be worth picking up.

[It was ONE big word- surely you can handle that, Whirl.]

I'm sensing some hostility towards Autobot high command. [He's sure you deserved whatever they did to you.]

[Frown] What do you intend to do? Explode him?

[Yes but it is a big word that is applied to Pharma. BooooOOOOOoooo.]

What? You psychic now, too or something?

Cool.

[He'll squint at the camera.]

Read my mind.

[SIGH. WHIRL.]

...I'm sure its something derogatory. And annoying.

Damn right it's defoggatory.

If you buy me some engex I'll draw it for you.

[Because Whirl's social skills rating can only be measured in negative numbers.]

I would take you up on that but I'm afraid all I have are finger paints.

Always knew you were a kinky fragger.

[Because he's getting mental images of you, and Ambulon, and...paint.]

[Do you dispense brain bleach at Solus's?]

Ah. If its not derogatory or annoying, its bound to be disgusting.

I feel like we've made some major progress today.

You know me. I'm all multiplicitous and stuff.

[Is that a word? It is now!]

Now. You comin' or not?

Coming.... where?

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