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[Someone woke on the wrong side of the planet. Nothing more annoying that waking up with...stuff all over your skin, so much it was wonder he didn't overheat. But no that wasn't the worst of it. Now he was small--compared to a krogan, at least. Everything about this body felt inferior, weak. And most of all he wasn't sure whether he should seep or not (the planet seemed to have thrown his sleep schedule out of whack.)

This was just a great day, he should share it with all of you. The former krogan-now-turned-whatever-Rocket-was now appears on the network. Anyone can notice how softer his voice sounds.]

I didn't think the universe could get crazier than it was. But even without you, Shepard, this hunk of trash proves me wrong.

Anything else you want to try, you big damn hunk of rock? Why not drop more geth? Hell, why not turn Garrus into a freakshow too?

Anyone who wants to clue me in on what's going on, be my guest.

[The phrasing of that request sounds more like a challenge. Go one, make him even angrier, he dares you.]

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....What's going on with your voice, mate?

Woke up on the bad side of life, that's what.

Real specific there, you farkin' frog.

Not a frog anymore, that specific enough for you?

....If you aren't a frog, then what are you?

[His ears flick, curious now.]

[Switches to video. Congrats, Rocket, he got some of your genetics somehow. For now on screen is a big fat hunched raccoon with three scars going across his face.

That answer your question?]

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[Nice voice, nerd.]

Ha!

[You wanna fite, nerd?]

Great, the broken volus is here.

[Bring it.]

BEAR!! I thought you would've figured that out by now, but now I don't even feel sorry you got a cold! Have fun sniffling all by yourself! HMPH!

How can I tell? Least people can tell my species.

You're lucky to get around in that stubby body at all.

I can move around JUST FINE, thank you beary much! I'm as graceful as a butterfly! I'm...I'm a Teddiefly!

[Where is this conversation even going?!]

Just 'cause you're a big dummie, doesn't change what I am! How many times do I gotta say this?!

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Uh, Wrex? Is something wrong with your voice? What happened? Are you ok? What's your location?

It's bad, Shepard. I'm not sure you'd believe it. I'm by Megatronus' place.

I'm on my way. Hold tight.

I'll be by the communicator, holding my position.

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Wrex...?

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Did you turn human all of sudden too?

Is this like a phase your hunk of rock goes through?

The planet? NO this is not normal. [You didn't answer his question.]

Well maybe you can tell me why I'm a raccoon.

I'm sorry I DON'T really know the cause. Perhaps is the Lambda's fault again? Or did you piss off a firstForged lately?

"Freakshow"? What, are you a two-headed chicken-legged man-beast or something?

[Most people are turning human, how dare you possibly imply being human is bad sob!]

It's worse, Mccoy.

I'm a raccoon.

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Do you need me to get you a trashcan?

Maybe finding me something this body can drink would be great.

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