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 [You know, Mirage could go on about what breathing is like and how surprising it is...(no really, it shocked him too), but he had more important things to notice about waking up in a smaller body. Like the incredible irony that this is his SECOND TIME. Granted, he was only 'shrunk' the first time, but size difference is a size difference is a size difference.  Thankfully, he changed while he was in his room, and...yep, everything was considerably larger.  Is this what humans have to experience on a daily basis? 

How inconvenient.

The feed clicks on to show a man...quite disgruntled about the current situation.]


Mio dio...would it kill someone to make me something LARGER than I am if they are going to shapeshift me?

[Anyone who knows Mirage will recognize that stupid Italian accent. Unfortunately, he doesn't know the Link is on.]

Just what I need. This place to malfunction again.

[He's blaming Trion.]

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[He sees the...man? on the screen, and blinks. Oh snap, it was on the whole time?]

Ah...mi perdoni, have we met?

[raceme]

[Oh ey, he almost drops the communicator but instead he smirks at Mirage.]

In different circumstances, but yes. I guess I really _look unrecognizable. [The voice and speech patter hasn't changed, though.]

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BLURR! MI AMICO!

It's you?!

[raceme]

I don't really recognize myself but yes, it's ME. Buongiorno Mirage.

[Did he say hello or goodbye? He's not so sure.]

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Ahaha!

[At least he's not alone on this.]

So which FirstForged do you think is to blame for this one?

[raceme]

[Nope~

I thought about Megatonous first.[Blurr scrunches his nose, looking guilty.] We had less than a ^{stellar conversation} the other day.

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Likely, but he is not fond of the fleshy type. I doubt he would put a 'plague' on his own lands.

[raceme]

True. Liege _{already said} that he didn't do it. [He doesn't trust Liege all that much, but the guy had no reasons to lie to them.]

Are you ^feeling alright?

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Aside from the feeling of oxidizing what I can only assume are fleshy cells, yes, I am fine.

[HE SOUNDS SO CASUAL JUST SAYING 'I'M BREATHING AND IT'S WEIRD' IN SCIENCE TERMS]

[raceme]

I think the we-ir-dest thing for me is the hair. There's hair...everywhere! [He sounds almost offended.]

[Breathing is weird, but not all that weird to Blurr. He's out of breath in canon, after ricocheting all across the galaxy, and panting. TFA canon, ladies and gentlemen. A new level of 'special'.]

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I haven't looked.

[He's a tad afraid to NOW.]

[raceme]

I was naked when I changed.

Don't look. [It's rather disgusting.]

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...Noted.

[He scrubs a hand over his face.]

What do we do now?

[raceme]

Good.

Well..I am at the HQ trying to work with a giant datapad. Itsnoteasy.

But I suggest you to get food and a place to sleep properly. Can you believe humans have to refuel every few hours?

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I have my room. My uh...flag will do as a sleeping quarters.


Food will be an issue.

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Sideswipe is not going to like that.

[raceme]

Saber brought me pillows, you should try them. [They're really fluffy and pillow fights are fun.]

How so?

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Pillow...

Ah, I have seen N.E.S.T. soldiers with those.

[raceme]

N.E.S.T. soldiers? What does N.E.S.T. means?

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Non-biological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty.

It is...humans and Autobots working together.

[raceme]

Humans didn't see you as a threat?

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Only some. We worked with military operations in disguise. Only a select group knew of us.

[raceme]

You were luckier than me then.

[The humans he knew acted like total jerks to him. The look on Blurr's face makes it clear that he did not enjoy his time on Earth all that much.]