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[You know, Mirage could go on about what breathing is like and how surprising it is...(no really, it shocked him too), but he had more important things to notice about waking up in a smaller body. Like the incredible irony that this is his SECOND TIME. Granted, he was only 'shrunk' the first time, but size difference is a size difference is a size difference. Thankfully, he changed while he was in his room, and...yep, everything was considerably larger. Is this what humans have to experience on a daily basis?

How inconvenient.

The feed clicks on to show a man...quite disgruntled about the current situation.]

Mio dio...would it kill someone to make me something LARGER than I am if they are going to shapeshift me?

[Anyone who knows Mirage will recognize that stupid Italian accent. Unfortunately, he doesn't know the Link is on.]

Just what I need. This place to malfunction again.

[He's blaming Trion.]

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Another? There are more?

[Well, at least he's not alone this time.]

Which FirstForged can we blame for this one?

It appears so. And I don't think it's going to end anytime soon, whatever is going on.

[chortle] Not sure why the Firstforged would inflict us with this craziness, especially when they seem more fond of their planet being occupied by their own race. But it seems they still don't have their statements prepared. Let's hope it's not typical "hot air balloon" shit.

...Of course. That would only be convenient.

[He chuckles a bit as well, shaking his head.]

It would not be the first time that a mistake among them caused us to suffer. They're notorious for it at this point.

There been worse things than a hoard of giant, psychotic millipedes? [God, does he even want to know.]

Well, they're proving to be rather poor babysitters. [He's joking - somewhat.]

To Cybertronians, the hoard is almost reminiscent. It is being changed into six inches high that poses the problem.

[Not that that's...happened to him.]

...They could at least provide instructions on how to assist them.

[Not that he'd necessarily help out, but if it gets the job done and gets them home, who's he to question?]

Always leavin' out the little guys. [smirk] But, let me know if there's any way I can help. Been a human 28 years, so I'm pretty reliable for information.

No, you humans just need to catch up.

[Smirk back.]

That would be appreciated, human...what are you known as?

Well, we're gettin' there. Hard to back the claim up when there ain't a starship in sight.

Leonard McCoy. Don't know if I caught your name? It's nice to see you're handling this so well. It makes my job easier. ['Cause you won't be injuring yourself in a panic.]

You humans have mastered interstellar travel in your world?

[Why was he with the lame humans.]

Greetings, Human McCoy. I am Mirage, stealth op. of the Cybertronian army.

I would be more shocked had something similar not already happened. And this one is much better.

Of course. I guess this is unusual for the other humans on this planet? Not surprised.

An' just feel free to call me Leonard.

Right, I think I heard about somethin' happening not long ago. Something about unglyphed or whatever. From what I've gathered, this is a cake walk compared.

The fact that you succeeded at all is surprising. We come to your planet from galaxies away, but you only discover the light side of the moon?

[A little devious smile. He's just teasing, McCoy.]

Humans certainly reached for stars, no?

...

[His expression turns serious.]

Yes...that...

Baby steps. They'll get there. [smirk]

[But then...]

It was bad, huh? I heard people died - not in very peaceful ways, either.

Que did say you were a young race. Hm.

[Here's a slight huff.]

I did not participate in the conflict much. It was not my place to. But I know what it's like.

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