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re_alignment2013-03-11 12:07 am
perfavore) wrote in re_alignment2013-03-11 12:07 am
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[Accidental Video]
[You know, Mirage could go on about what breathing is like and how surprising it is...(no really, it shocked him too), but he had more important things to notice about waking up in a smaller body. Like the incredible irony that this is his SECOND TIME. Granted, he was only 'shrunk' the first time, but size difference is a size difference is a size difference. Thankfully, he changed while he was in his room, and...yep, everything was considerably larger. Is this what humans have to experience on a daily basis?
How inconvenient.
The feed clicks on to show a man...quite disgruntled about the current situation.]
Mio dio...would it kill someone to make me something LARGER than I am if they are going to shapeshift me?
[Anyone who knows Mirage will recognize that stupid Italian accent. Unfortunately, he doesn't know the Link is on.]
Just what I need. This place to malfunction again.
[He's blaming Trion.]
How inconvenient.
The feed clicks on to show a man...quite disgruntled about the current situation.]
Mio dio...would it kill someone to make me something LARGER than I am if they are going to shapeshift me?
[Anyone who knows Mirage will recognize that stupid Italian accent. Unfortunately, he doesn't know the Link is on.]
Just what I need. This place to malfunction again.
[He's blaming Trion.]
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[That last part makes him perk an eyebrow.]
On the floor.
[Action]
["She" squirms a little, as if trying to build a nest in the floor.]
Yes. On the floor. Right here.
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[He walks over, reaching down to pick him up.]
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[And he squirms. Wiggles. He says a lot of words a human throat probably shouldn't be able to say.]
[Action]
[This is quite the sight. A man trying to pick up a weird chattering flailing naked woman.]
[Action]
[Well. He ends up clinging onto Mirage anyway, alternating between clinging and shoving at his face, trying to get back on the ground.]
[Action]
Nice going.]
Idiota...
[Action]
You didn't have to try and lift me.
[Action]
[He's just as unhappy. Asshole.]
[Action]
[SQUIRMS B(]
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The entire reason I came over was to receive you!
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That doesn't even make sense!
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I say 'come to my room'. I come get you. What is confusing?!
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Your face is confusing.
[SIDESWIPE YOU ARE TWELVE.]
[Action]
[He just...looks at 'her', pouting on his lap.]
Are you going to let me carry you now?
[Action]
["She" squirms a bit, still sulking.]
I can walk.
[Action]
[Even though 'she' wants to walk, he tries to push her up as a little boost.]
[Action]
[... "she" ends up holding onto his arm a little harder than intended, wobbling around like a drunken baby.]
[Action]
[He stands up, letting 'her' use his arm as support. It was a bit harder with someone's full body weight on you, but...he managed.]
[Action]
[And yet, Sideswipe doesn't let go of Mirage's arm. If anything those fingers dig in harder, while "she" tries to take a few steps.]
[... it really is difficult, not having wheels. Not having balance systems. And feeling weirdly top-heavy.]
[Action]
[Once he gets to his feet, holding 'her' becomes much easier, putting a hand around his waist.]
See? You're doing it.
[Action]
["She" steps a little closer, at the hand, unconsciously leaning against him.]
This is so much harder than it should be. It's stupid.
[Action]
[Once 'she' is somewhat stable, he takes a step forward, waiting for Sideswipe to follow. Like teaching a baby how to walk.]
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