re_alignment | [Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

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[There's a raised eyebrow on her end, no idea what KO is implying here. Arcee isn't actually aware of what having a large chest might mean to some people. So much so that she doesn't even guess that's what Knock Out's talking about.

Honestly, her first guess was eyes.]

You want a medal?

[Arcee you need to watch more movies, she does now.]

I wouldn't say NO to one.

Enjoying your new body too? [She's thrilled, can you tell?]

Enjoying the show more.

[As in Knock Out's freakout. Any time a Decepticon is in distress, it's practically Broadway.]

Can't say this is how I'd imagine you.

I didn't know I was your type. [She's going to move closer to the camera and ignore what you really meant with that. She's still smirking, but her features darken.] Got a thing for red mechs, isn't it?

All things considered, I think it could be worse. [He could he a make human. Eek, those are 10 times more stupid and weird looking than the females.]

[Oh dear Primus no, what did this conversation turn into?]

Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart. It takes more than a pretty color to win me over.

[Like, for example, not being a Decepticon. Those past murder attempts don't really help.]

[Something magical. Just lie down and think of Cybertron.]

Do I need great assets? I got those. [Knock Out waves a hand, pointing at her own body.] Check the design.

[Seriously, KO? You're taking this way too well for the guy who was just freaking out only moments ago.]

I wasn't impressed when you were a mech, I'm not impressed now. Show off to someone who cares. ...Or was Breakdown the last one?

[Mocking Autobots is something she's used to, it keeps her distracted. And mostly, it keeps her sane.]

Really, Arcee...that's the best you can do? Mention Breakdown? It gets old after a bit, you see. [KOis still bothered by that,but watch her act nonchalantly.]

Perhaps to impress you a mech must have horns.

Or he must die uselessly.

[What? Mentioning Breakdown is old, but Cliffjumper's death is still fresh? Hypocrisy much?]

Or, you know, they could be a normal person who isn't a complete psychopath. But, hey, if you want to go die uselessly, be my guest. I won't stop you.

Edited 2013-03-14 01:29 (UTC)

[You have to ask? Remember who you are talking with. Plus, Arcee, you started it.]

Good to know that you label murderous zombies as 'normal persons who aren't complete psychopaths'. [Yes, he knows about that. Starscream will never shut up about how he offlined Cliffjumper and what happened after that.] You have quite the taste.

[Oh.

Oh.]

I'm going to rip your pretty little head off.

Love ya too!

[She blows Arcee a kiss and cuts the transmission. That was for what you told him about Breakdown during Valentine's, now you are even.]

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