[Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[deadlydoctor]

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

Comments

[ Action ]

[deadlydoctor]

What do we need clothes for? [Knock out turns to face McCoy. She's 3 seconds away from estranging someone, don't temp her doctor. Instead, she will get close and personal, enjoy a naked woman less than a few inches from you, McCoy.]

YOU! You are human. FIX US.

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[expendablemechanic]

[Oh for the love of... Fracas, after hyperventilating for a few moments, manages to collect himself. He can handle this whole 'visible face' thing! Totally!
... Eventually!
For now there is something else to deal with. Like the guy that just walked in.]

I'm Fracas, and that's Knock Out. We... we're usually not humans. I, uh. Do you have any idea how this could have happened?

[Clothes? ... Naaaaah.]

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[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out looks over her shoulder.]

You make it happen! What else? Uh...what's wrong with your eye? [She got in doctor mode again. KO got a thing for one eyes mechs, those catch her attention.]

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[adamndoctor]

[McCoy threw up his arms, still sputtered and confused and angry and his brows doing his usual wtf thing] Dammit, woman, I'm a doctor, not a magician! I don't know why you're human and-- [He quickly looks away, scowling] Will you please put some clothes on?

[He turned around, glancing around the medbay] Surely there's got to be something here we can put you in. You and your... [he looks at Fracas, frowns, looks away] Yeah, no, let's find some clothes right now before we do anything else.

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Knock Out, is that you?

[Don't mind her studying her usual partner in crime's new form and mentally comparing it to hers. Vanity, thy name is Blackarachnia.]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh finally someone she can talk with.

KO likes to be admired, study her as much as you want.] As much as it pains me to say this, yes. This is me now. I feel like tearing off my own skin but I figured quickly that it hurts. [Yes, she tried in her panicked state.]

[Don't mind KO staring at your assets to see who got the nicer ones either, Blackarachnia.]

[video: dated to after she has calmed down.]

[originaldragoon]

[Yes she actually figured out how to use her device, even when she only has large claws. Anyway, have a black dragon line facing at your naked shenanigans]

[video: 8D]

[deadlydoctor]

Like you look any better, lizard.

Do I know you?

[Video]

[rungout]

........Knock..Out?

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

[She replies a few later, once she's done yelling. She's still very much naked.]

Not a word, Rung, I'm warning you. [If she sees a smile...]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Sorry, there is no way she's passing this up, Knock Out.]

Oh, this is too perfect.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

[8( Oh you.

Ko is about to say something when she stops and gives Arcee a proper look. She stares at Arcee's chest, then she looks at her own assets. And then, she looks up again and she smirks.]

Mines are biiiiiger~ [Which, mind you, seems like some sort of Victory to her.]

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

[It took a lot of pawing and fumbling but he got his comm to activate properly, the video clicking on to show a rather happy looking puppy.

Hi Knock Out! Hi!]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

[It took Ko a bit to change, he was aware this was happening to others before he turned a she.

Now She's staring down at the dog, one eyebrow quirked.] I don't have food if that's what you want. Nor I can give it to you through the screen.

[Video]

[symmetriphiliac]

Is this an effect of Unicron's madness?

[Video] /jacks I'm so sorry

[laharl]

What?!

You mean I'm stuck as a stupid Prinny because of a unicorn?! What kind of unicorn does evil things like this?!

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I don't know. He sure couldn't do this in my world.

[action? :3 OBVIOUSLY MCCOY EXCLUDED LOL]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Hey, guess who's at Solus's medbay, too? That's right. Bless you, Whirl. Ambulon's been cleaned of the blood with a bandage over his nose and around his head, a lovely bruise forming from his right temple down his cheek; at least he's no longer wearing that oversized boa, but now a blanket working as a skirt. He... doesn't want to bother McCoy anymore, however, but he can't help but watch the interaction between Knock Out and Fracas.]

Do you-- [He touched his head, frowning] Do you two mind? I've got a headache and may be suffering from a possible concussion. Just... Keep it down. [Sure, he's pissed off with this entire situation, too, but it sort of hurts to be angry right now.]

[action! :D ahaha of course]

[deadlydoctor]

[Ambulon, KO is wondering why you always looks awful. Is your human skin going to peel off now too? She doesn't really want to be there if that happens. And that boa was fabulous.

KO huffs irritably and crosses her arms under her chest. It just makes those more noticeable, but she's cold and too irritated to care. She's no longer yelling, at least.] Some of us do care about our lives, Ambulon.

[Wait you have a blanket. ] ....! [Don't mind KO approaching you, Ambulon.]

[Audio]

[thermosomatic]

[Ever hear a dog try to wolf-whistle? It's... interesting, to say the least. The attempt is followed by maniacal giggles that give away just who's broadcasting. And it's also soon followed by a bark and growl, and then Icy's voice asking curiously,]

Doktor? You're looking...

[Random pitches in helpfully:] Squishy!

[A pause before Icy changes the subject to address Fracas as well.] I zee more of us are being affected by... vhatever zhis is.

[Audio]

[expendablemechanic]

[... someone is barking? Someones? Huh.]

Ah, yes. S-so this isn't just us? I didn't actually catch some kind of... thing?

[Please say yes, this is the only time he could possibly gloat over it.]

[Audio]

[deadlydoctor]

[It's the first time, surprisingly enough. KO is not sure if she's feeling offended or flattered but soon enough she realizes that it's Blitzwing.]

Not a word, triplechanger.

[Too late, apparently.]

Yes. I look better, though. Don't you agree?

[noparachutes]

Fracas.

[expendablemechanic]

Shockwave, I-I can't...

Why am I a human? [WHERE IS HIS MASK HALP]

[deadlydoctor]

[Primus, you look even bigger now.]

...he's fine.