re_alignment | [Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

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Unicron? That's a dumb name for a unicorn.

I don't think it's an actual unicorn.

Edited 2013-03-12 04:00 (UTC)

So he's a fake unicorn? That's even worse!

Edited 2013-03-12 04:01 (UTC)

Idiot! It's not a unicorn at all!

How do you know?! Have you ever seen it?!

Well, no.

But unicorns are traditionally a symbol of purity. It wouldn't make sense.

It could have been corrupted, erasing all of it's purity. A corrupted unicorn of ultimate darkness!

I doubt it.

Are you saying unicorns can't be evil? Isn't that some form of discrimination?

I am saying that the dark god of the Cybertronians is probably not a corrupted unicorn.

And I'm saying that it could be.

Now you're just arguing for the sake of it.

Edited 2013-03-12 05:09 (UTC)

No, I'm arguing because you could be wrong.

Don't be an idiot.

I think you're biased against unicorns.

I have no problem with unicorns. Their horns are centered, and therefore, symmetrical.

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Unicron does has horns.... but it's not an actual Unicorn.

Edited 2013-03-12 11:15 (UTC)

Are you positive?

Very sure, trust me on that one.

Unicorns aren't real, anyway.

Tch. Next you'll tell me dragons aren't real.

They're not.

For the record, Santa Claus is not real either.

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[What just happened here.]

... I'm pretty sure he's not a unicorn. He has too many horns for that.

What does he look like?

To my knowledge... big. With two huge horns- [He pauses, gesturing with his fingers to indicate horns on his head] -and skeletal wings.

At least, in my dimension.

[He hasn't quite decided if that's reassuring or not. He'd already guessed that while the description of their powers had initially been similar, Unicron and the Kishin were not one in the same.

But even if this was not the same Demon God, that didn't make Unicron any less of a threat.]

No one has encountered the Unicron from this Cybertron?

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