re_alignment | [Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

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[Ambulon was too tired and sore to shove her away. Though he really wanted to.]

Kinky? What do you mean, "kinky"? [Seriously, he doesn't get it. Yeah, you're warm, but that... human kibble on your chest feels weird against his back. In fact, he sort of feels weird all together - sharing a bed sheet with a naked woman pressed against him. Reminded Ambulon of something he read on human biology and reproduction. Hmm.]

Why don't you go help McCoy? [He snorted and wiggled a little. His body was... tingling and giving these weird sensations. His face was really hot, and augh no this sucks.] I'm sure he could use your help.

[Ambulon needed to learn the meaning of the word fun.]

You don't know? How cute. [If Kncok Out knew about that part of human bology she's sure not telling him. She's warm enough pressed against Ambulon.]

Because he's avoiding looking at my new chestplates all the time and he thinks I don't notice. I think those distract him. [How can she help now that she cant' even change her arms?]

[No. Fun is forbidden.]

[Ambulon squirmed away a little. Not too far. He was warm, and he needed to keep warm. God, where was the doctor, anyway? At her response, Ambulon frowned.] They're apparently part of the female body for reproduction purposes. They produce some sort of-- [He flits a hand then sighs, itching at the bandage over his nose.] I don't remember. I don't care. But I guess he just finds them repulsive. Not surprised.

[He twitched] Could you at least move back an inch or two?

[That's Ultra Magnus's line.]

Reproduction? [Really? Ewww. That just gross. But only Knock Out is allowed to complain about her new body.] Male bodies are far more repulsive!

[She moves away, actually walking in front of Ambulon, arms wide and holding he blanket open.]I don't think those look so bad.

[Ambulon likes Magnus more now.]

Maybe there's another reason. [He rubs at his chin.] As a doctor, I don't think he'd be repulsed by-- [But then there Knock Out is, standing nude and bare-breasted in front of him. Ambulon blinked, sized her from head to toe, back up, tilting his head at her new "kibble".] I don't know. Maybe it's just the entire nudity being generally frowned upon in public by the human race. [He shrugs. Seriously, he doesn't get the deal either. But eh, they're... okay?]

[You two could make a club of UN-FUNNY people.]

Such as? [She can't think of any good reason to have this extra weird appendix, really. Then she huffed at the nudity comment and covered herself with the blanket. Only because she was getting cold, mind you.]

That's absurd. Humans are so weird.

[Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

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[action] I swear this is the most nsfw thing she will do, this is the pg comm ^^'

[action] KNOCK OUT NO

[action] SORRY PAL